I'm looking oh, I'm looking I'm looking for love, but there ain't any good men in this city to speak a single word of I need myself a cowboy someone who's real sincere a man who's ready to fight to win who can chug a dozen beers a tall, strong, sturdy ranch hand a muscle-bound beast an honest man to take my hand and screw me on the beach I need a Southern boy with a Southern drawl a man who gets his hands all dirty a man who knows how to brawl a man who's big and tough the 80s movie hero type he's got a Bible in his left hand and a shotgun in his right (that's right!) I'll find him yes I'll find him working hard on a big ol farm sitting on a big ol tractor with a deep suntan on his arms I'll catch him going fishing or hunting bears deep in the woods he'll bring back home the bacon then I'll serve it to him good I need a Southern boy with a Southern drawl a man who gets his hands all dirty a man who knows how to brawl a man who's big and tough the 80's movie hero type he's got a Bible in his left hand and a shotgun in his right hot damn! if you see him let me know cuz he's the one I'm looking for so I'll just stay at home and wait on him to come a-knocking on my door [piano solo, guitar solo, drum roll up] I need a Southern boy with a Southern drawl a man who gets his hands all dirty a man who knows how to brawl a man who's big and tough the 80's movie hero type he's got a Bible in his left hand and a shotgun in his right let's go! [more piano] I need a Southern boy with a Southern drawl a man who gets his hands all dirty a man who knows how to brawl a man who's big and tough the 80's movie hero type he's got a Bible in his left hand and a shotgun in his right [piano outro]
