[Intro] (Whose flat is this anyway?) (Why is the floor so sticky?) [Verse 1] There is glitter in the hummus on the kitchen floor I have queued up my excuses, staring at the door You are shouting over someone else's Bluetooth song Telling me your crypto plans and how it all went wrong Someone spilled a drink on all the Polaroids Someone called the cops about the lovely noise You lean in and say "let's never leave this vibe" I am mapping all the exits in my head in real time [Pre Chorus] I fake a yawn, you fake a deeper smile You pull me in, I pull away in style You say "stay late", I say "I really tried" Already halfway out the party in my mind [Chorus] I do the Irish goodbye Slip through the hallway, never say why Coat in my hand and my shoes half tied No long speech, just a Lyft outside You check the bathroom, I am already gone I only ghost you when the DJ puts this on [Verse 2] You are live streaming someone throwing up in the sink I am triple tapping water, I am over this drink There is glitter on the cheese plate, glitter in my hair Glitter in your hot take that goes nowhere You are talking big about your brand new band You have never learned a chord with your own two hands You say we should write a song about this night I am changing all the names in case I ever actually might [Pre Chorus] You lose your vape, I lose my will to stay You spill your truth, I wipe my shoes and say "I will be right back, just need some air outside" Already saving my own number as 'do not reply' [Chorus] I do the Irish goodbye Slip through the hallway, never say why Coat in my hand and my shoes half tied No long speech, just a Lyft outside You check the bedroom, I am already gone I only ghost you when the DJ puts this on [Bridge] [Instrumental break with shouted ad libs] (Where did she go?) (Has anyone seen my drink?) You text "where u at" with fifteen crying laughs I send a blurry picture of some random cat You post "best night ever" for your tired crowd I am on the night bus with the volume way too loud [Chorus] I do the Irish goodbye Slip through the hallway, never say why Coat in my hand and my shoes half tied No long speech, just a Lyft outside You check the hallway, I am already gone I only ghost you when the DJ puts this on [Outro] (You still at mine?) Read at 2:09 I left your flat, your party, and your timeline
