[Verse 1] They roll up late In a rusted van Hair like trouble And a bottle in hand Your mom says grace With a side-eye stare Your uncle steals fries Like he lives right there [Pre-Chorus] I tried to be sweet I tried to behave But your daddy named Duke Got a poker face [Chorus] When your inlaws are outlaws I just hold on tight When your inlaws are outlaws Every Sunday feels like a fight When your inlaws are outlaws Baby, we survive (when your inlaws are outlaws) We laugh, we duck We stay alive [Verse 2] Auntie’s got a key To the liquor shelf Cousin’s in the yard Talking to himself Grandpa’s got a chain On a muddy dog And your sister beat me At a game of toss [Pre-Chorus] I brought pie and peace I brought my best smile But your mama winked Like, "Boy, sit awhile" [Chorus] When your inlaws are outlaws I just hold on tight When your inlaws are outlaws Every Sunday feels like a fight When your inlaws are outlaws Baby, we survive (when your inlaws are outlaws) We laugh, we duck We stay alive [Bridge] If the law comes creeping I’m behind the couch You can keep your secrets I won’t say them out I came for your love Not a family feud But there’s a little wild In the both of you [Final Chorus] When your inlaws are outlaws I just hold on tight When your inlaws are outlaws Every Sunday feels like a fight When your inlaws are outlaws Baby, we survive (when your inlaws are outlaws) We laugh, we duck We stay alive
