Plastic Witchcraft (Death Metal Version)

[intro] [Verse 1] Pink quartz for your broken heart, (Only $99.99!) Manifest your dream car, (Just ignore the starving kids!) Moon phase? Don’t know her, (But my aesthetic~!) Rebellion’s just a sticker, Peel it off when trends expire! [Verse 2] Reiki Mastercard required, (No cash? No healing~!) Crowley’s ghost is tired, (Of your merch drops, poser~!) Goth girls won’t sit in dirt, (Ruin the lace~!) But real magic HURTS, SO WHEN WILL YOU WAKE UP?! [bridge] You claim to love the dark… But fear the unlit path. You crave the craft… But not the teeth it has. So put down the credit card— OR GET OUT OF OUR WAY. Light the candle, chant the lie… The revolution’s passing by~ [chorus] PLASTIC! WITCH! CRAFT! (Buy the curse, sell the soul!) FAKE! TAROT! LAUGHS! (The devil wants a refund!) STAR! SIGN! SLAVES! (Zodiac branded hell!) BREAK! THE! SPELL! (OR STAY A CONSUMER GHOST!)" [interlude] [Verse 3] Tarot deck made in China, (Love spells for the lonely!) Sage smoke can’t hide the karma, (Of your sweatshop karma~!) Influencers chant for clout, (Where’s the blood? Where’s the fire?) Your “craft” is just a checkout, PAID IN LIVES YOU DON’T DESIRE! [Verse 4] Zodiac your prison bars, (Birth chart? Or a brand?) Graveyard dirt in candy jars, (Sell the dead for fame!) You claim to walk the left-hand path, (Where’s the teeth? Where’s the fang?) Your revolution’s just a ad, NOW BURN IT DOWN OR STAY A CLONE! [bridge] You claim to love the dark… But fear the unlit path. You crave the craft… But not the teeth it has. So put down the credit card— OR GET OUT OF OUR WAY. Light the candle, chant the lie… The revolution’s passing by~ [chorus] PLASTIC! WITCH! CRAFT! (Buy the curse, sell the soul!) FAKE! TAROT! LAUGHS! (The devil wants a refund!) STAR! SIGN! SLAVES! (Zodiac branded hell!) BREAK! THE! SPELL! (OR STAY A CONSUMER GHOST!)" [outro]