
(Verse 1) [Explosive drums with comical brass hits] Suit up, soldier, the mission’s begun, The bugs are lurking, but we’re here for fun! With rockets and lasers, we charge ahead, Oh wait, did someone just... trip on the ledge? We’re diving into hell, no fear in sight, Though half of us can’t see through the smoke and light! With a grenade in hand and a laugh on our lips, We’re in for the chaos, let’s take some risks! (Chorus) [Sung in unison, with triumphant horns and guitars] (We’re the Helldivers, we never retreat,) Shooting bugs and jumping to our defeat! (Through fire and lasers, we fight with might,) With every step, we bring the fight! (Verse 2) [Fast-paced with playful, catchy rhythm] The planet’s exploding, the sky’s on fire, Oops, another airstrike? We’ll never tire! Friendly fire’s just part of the fun, Who needs a plan when we’re on the run? Jump out the drop pod, the bugs attack, But hey, look at me, I’ve got a snack! Fighting for freedom, no time to think, Until we realize... our ammo’s in the sink! (Chorus) [Sung in unison, with added drums and electric guitar solo] (We’re the Helldivers, we never retreat,) Shooting bugs and jumping to our defeat! (Through fire and lasers, we fight with might,) With every step, we bring the fight! (Bridge) [Guitar and horns with a punchy, comedic beat] (Spoken with excitement) Who needs a strategy when you’ve got style? We’ll bomb ‘em all, and still wear a smile! Got a missile launcher and a weird new pet, What’s that? A bug? Guess we’ll get them next! (Sung with cheeky, playful tone) "Cover me, guys!" Wait, where’s the crew? Oops, sorry, I think I blew up a few! But that’s the Helldiver way, you see, A little chaos, and a lot of glee! (Final Chorus) [Loud, triumphant with full band, horns, and chanting] (We’re the Helldivers, we never retreat,) Shooting bugs and jumping to our defeat! (Through fire and lasers, we fight with might,) With every step, we bring the fight! (Outro) [Fading out with comical radio static and a final "oops!"] Suit up again, let’s do it right, It’s just another mission, another fight! Helldivers, unite, our mission's clear, But maybe next time, let’s check the gear!

