[Bluesy Hard Rock] [Deep Nasally Male Vocals] [Bluesy Guitar] [Heavy Bass Guitar] [Drums] [Sarcastic, Aggressive Tone] [Intro] [Maniacal Laugh] "Nya ha ha ha ha ha!" [Verse] So you thought you'd come to my mountain And try to piss me off, hey bitch? I'll shove this staff right up your ass 'cuz Skeletor don't give a shit Nya ha ha ha! [Verse] I'm sitting on my throne Pondering my next plot To plunder Castle Greyskull And show He Man what I've got Nya ha ha ha! [Verse] And by what I've got I mean my massive member I'll slap him 'cross the face with it So he'll always remember Nya ha ha ha! [Pre Chorus] He'll become my bottom bitch His ass will lose all feeling He'll need an umbrella 'cuz huge loads are what I'm dealing [Chorus] Lick my dikk, He Man Nya ha ha ha! Your boner's no match for my boner, He Man He Man Nya ha ha ha! The joke's on you He Man, I'm into that shit Nya ha ha ha! [Verse] So you thought you'd come to my mountain And try to piss me off, hey bitch? I'll shove this staff right up your ass 'cuz Skeletor don't give a shit Nya ha ha ha! [Guitar Solo] [Verse] I'm sitting on my throne Polishing my huge knob waiting for that douchebag He Man To take a look at what I've got Nya ha ha ha! [Verse] And by what I've got I mean my massive penis I'll use it as a baseball bat And beat him fucking senseless Nya ha ha ha! [Pre Chorus] He'll become my secks slave I'll ride him like a pony Beast man will trail behind 'cuz he's always trying to blow me [Chorus] Lick my dikk, He Man Nya ha ha ha! Your boner's no match for my boner, He Man He Man Nya ha ha ha! The joke's on you He Man, I'm into that shit Nya ha ha ha! Ouch, that was my testicles, He Man I thought you played by the rules! [Bridge] I'm trying to get into my package of pre rolls, He Man He Man But it seems they've locked them away... Fuck He Man, help I'm gonna shit, He Man Oh, I got it, never mind Mmm, that's some good shit, He Man cough, cough, cough [Finale] Lick my...
