Intro: CB crackle + diesel idle] Breaker breaker 1-9, y'all ever seen a man in flip flops tryin' to strap down a flat bed? Accident waiting to happen son. [Instrumental: Telecaster lick + steel] [Verse 1] He rolled in at the Petro in a rig all chrome and dents, bungee cords hold the hood down, cardboard taped on the side vents, Big beard, big belly, and 20 bucks spent. Said "I lost my boots in Tulsa at a truck stop rodeo," Now he's shifting gears barefoot, wigglin' his little piggy toes. [Pre-Chorus] Oh DOT is gonna love this, Safety man gonna have a fit, [Chorus - Big Singalong, Gang Vocals, Handclaps] Go Flip Flop Johnny, slappin' down the highway, Left foot clutch, right foot lookin' like vacation on Monday. 10-4 my friend , we can hear you from three miles away, FLIP-FLOP, FLIP-FLOP, Johnny's at it again comin' down I-40 all day with his six friends ! [Verse 2 - Faster delivery, funnier] Got a rubber chicken on the dash and a cooler full of turkey cheese , finger nail clippings on the floor Got a GPS says "recalculate" like "bless your heart, ya don't wanna know ." He's got tan lines from his socks, got blisters on the soul, But he's makin' 12 cents a mile like a flip-flop rock and roll. [Pre-Chorus - Short] Mama said "son you'll be a star," Now he's famous at every truck stop bar. [Chorus - Bigger, add pedal steel] Go Flip Flop Johnny, slappin' down the highway, Left foot clutch, right foot lookin' like vacation on Monday. 10-4 my friend , we can hear you from three miles away, FLIP-FLOP, FLIP-FLOP, Johnny's at it again comin' down I-40 all day with his six friends ! [Breakdown - Spoken CB Radio + Bass & Claps only] [Spoken, funny, southern drawl] Yeah uh, this is Rubber Duck to Flip Flop... Johnny your left sandal just passed me doin' 85. You might wanna... pull over your trailer doors swinging you loosing All that sail boat fuel(HaHaHaHah!!) [Bridge - Half-time, comedic epic] He ain't got steel toes, but he's got steel soul, Haulin' loose strapped steel in his flip-flop mobile. [Final Chorus - Double, Key Lift, Everyone Shouting] Go Flip Flop Johnny, slappin' down the highway! (SLAP SLAP) Left foot clutch, right foot lookin' like vacation on Monday! (WHERE'S YOUR BOOTS?!) 10-4 my friend , we can hear you from three miles away, FLIP-FLOP, FLIP-FLOP, Johnny's the king of I-40 all day! [Outro: Engine brake + flip flop slap SFX + laugh] Flip... flop... Johnny at it again I’m gone!(Hahahaha!).
