The Clumsy Knight and the Enchanted Throne

Verse 1: Our clumsy knight, now crowned as king, Found a throne with a magical zing, Each time he sat, a new mishap, From the royal chair, he'd often flap. Chorus: Oh, I'm the clumsy knight, with a throne's delight, I bumble and stumble, from morning to night, With a trip and a tumble, I'm out of sight, Oh, I'm the clumsy knight, what a royal plight! Verse 2: One day he tried to hold a court, But the throne had plans of a different sort, He sat down firm, with regal air, And found himself flying through the air. Chorus: Oh, I'm the clumsy knight, with a throne's delight, I bumble and stumble, from morning to night, With a trip and a tumble, I'm out of sight, Oh, I'm the clumsy knight, what a royal plight! Bridge: The courtiers laughed, the queen did too, "What will our king manage to do?" He smiled and said, "I'll rule with grace," Then the throne sent him to another place. Verse 3: In the kitchen once, with pots and pans, He landed in the cook's big plans, With a ladle in hand, he stirred a brew, While the throne decided what next to do. Chorus: Oh, I'm the clumsy knight, with a throne's delight, I bumble and stumble, from morning to night, With a trip and a tumble, I'm out of sight, Oh, I'm the clumsy knight, what a royal plight! Outro: So raise your cups and laugh with glee, For the clumsy knight, who we all agree, May not sit still or rule with might, But he's the king who makes things right!