[INSTRUMENTAL — clavinet riff over snaps, brass hits punching in] [VERSE 1 — quick bouncy flow, telling the story] Trey put the Airbnb on his card back in the spring I put the rental on my Credit One — still stings De was good for it in June, swore it on his mama's urn First night at the daiquiri shop his phone died — what a turn Every Uber was a summit, every dinner check a trial Grown men doing long division in the seafood aisle Denzel Venmo'd six dollars for a forty-dollar plate Sent it with a shrimp emoji and a note that said "we straight" [HOOK — gang chant, indignant, claps pounding] Who got me? (who?), who got me? (who?) Group chat went silent when the Uber came due Who got me? (who?), who got me? (who?) Everybody had a wallet 'til the bill came through [VERSE 2 — same quick flow, funnier and sadder] Flight home was quiet, everybody loved the window seat Trey emailed the spreadsheet 'fore we landed, cold, complete Itemized down to the tolls and the bags of ice A convenience fee for the convenience — I read that line twice De came back to life soon as that spreadsheet got sent "Phone dead for four days" — that lie didn't even charge him a cent We don't trip no more, we got a group chat with no trips Twenty years of friendship and the ledger did the splits [HOOK — gang chant, indignant, claps pounding] Who got me? (who?), who got me? (who?) Group chat went silent when the Uber came due Who got me? (who?), who got me? (who?) Everybody had a wallet 'til the bill came through [INTERLUDE — clavinet alone, voices trading low] (Who got me?) Mm (Who got me?) Say it (Who got me?) Ain't nobody [HOOK — biggest one, both chants stacked] Who got me? (who?), who got me? (who?) Group chat went silent when the Uber came due Who got me? (who?), who got me? (who?) Everybody had a wallet 'til the bill came through [OUTRO — chant fading, clavinet riffing to the end] Who got me? (who?), who got me? (who?) (Next year we doing separate vacations)
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