[Verse 1] When the dead came knockin’, fear gripped the town, But Ossir stepped up, never backing down. With a bow in his hand and a fire in his eyes, The hunter-turned-hero cut through the skies. Flaming arrows flying, burnin' bright, Abominations fallin' in the heat of the fight. With Tazar and Mephala guarding the flanks, Ossir stood tall, and they gave their thanks. [Chorus] Ossir, Ossir, with flames in his bow, Handsome and deadly, he’s stealin’ the show. The undead may rise, but they stand no chance, Against Ossir the bold, in his battle dance. [Verse 2] Through the streets he led them, brave as could be, Guiding the scared to MacDaddy's, wild and free. "Don’t worry, folks, tonight you're safe, With Ossir here, there's no escape for the wraiths!" The abomination charged, with a bone-chilling cry, But Ossir took aim, ready to let it fly. One burning arrow, one fateful shot, And the beast went down, Ossir called the final plot. [Chorus] Ossir, Ossir, with flames in his bow, Handsome and deadly, he’s stealin’ the show. The undead may rise, but they stand no chance, Against Ossir the bold, in his battle dance. [Bridge] Oh, they’ll tell his story far and wide, How Ossir faced the tide, never to hide. His beauty unmatched, his skills renowned, With a hero's heart, he won his crown. [Chorus] Ossir, Ossir, with flames in his bow, Handsome and deadly, he’s stealin’ the show. The undead may rise, but they stand no chance, Against Ossir the bold, in his battle dance. (Burn, baby, burn! Yeah! Watch those zombies turn to ash, uh-huh! Ossir’s lighting ‘em up—burn in hell, bitches!) [Interlude] [screaming] (Die you undead motherfuckers!!!!) [Outro] Now drink up, my friends, the night is ours, Let’s toast to Ossir, the one with the power. With a wink and a grin, he raises his cup, The night is young, and Ossir’s just warming up!
