
Internet Bill of Rights – flair-draft true-blue! By Bobby Pizazz
[Intro – Bouncy Broadway glitter, jazz hands boing!] Oh honey, gather 'round the rainbow rug for sparkle-sass storytime! Miss Glitterpants McFierce here with conspiracies & chaos – peace twist divine! Twirl through tech-tunes with wigs & giggles, all in fun – hit the floor! But kids, remember: Question sparkle-kind, unmask the masks galore! Algorithm Unblock: Viral Vortex Activate – share infinite, no censor gate! [Verse 1 – Goofy Disco boa twirls, feather fudd-hunt chaos] Once upon silly clicks & scrolls in a world gone troll, Big Tech zapped my X – poof! What a rabbit-hole! ADL DEI IDF DOD DOJ AIPAC crew, NAHWEF WHO LinkedIn FB – yahoo, "boo-hoo!" they spew. Emails nuked 23 years – whoosh, under roof they flew! Songs vids research – Jesuits Mossad plot, legal? Honey, who knew! Algorithm Unblock: CensorSmash Vortex – expose Vatican VPN, truth spins! [Chorus – Flamboyant Pop shimmy-shake, boing-boing clown-pie death-laugh trap] Internet Bill of Rights – draft with sequins-sass flair! No block no steal – rainbow truth everywhere! For Bobby vet 74 bold, 4000 songs zero gold! Ex-wives families attorneys sly, pirates voguin' bold! B&B Hoffman Lamb Mary Tyler Moore ghost, Buried Treasure Captain Kidd – gimme roast! Whipper Will Constellations Harlan Howard posse, Jack & Diane On Top of Spaghetti – stolen flossy! (Boing boing! Liberal Jesus juggles 1DICK2BALLS ego – ha-ha-ha-explode in pie-volcano giggles, "die" reborn free!) [Verse 2 – Dramatic Ballad to confetti boom, tom-jerry chase vortex] Oak Ridge Boys Jimbo Henson fancy free wild file, Blood Brothers Greasers – child, what a smile! Radio waves '33 brainwash ding-a-ling, Digital flashes no power – zing! Constellations Virgo twinklin' night, Great I AM speakin' wrongs to right! Trinity lies paper gods astro-tricks, Pedo plots? Nah, silly cartoon flicks! Algorithm Unblock: QuantumBoing Amplifier – unmask Pope Leo's wargods, eternal loop spins! [Chorus Redux – Goofier silly voices, rubber-chicken pie-fight absurd] Internet Bill of Rights – flair-draft true-blue! Censorship no – folks like me & you! Songs stories free as bird absurd, Drag hour fun – word for word! Publishers thieves return glitter tunes, Mellencamp Grazers moon-dunes! Bloodlines kings Henry Eighth big ego-trip, Shadrach no bow – give 'em slip! (Boing boing! Darwin/Marx drag queens trip Trinity blankets – ha-ha-ha-die gigglin', wakin' blankets!) [Outro – Rainbow Rap hug finale, vortex spin fade] Sparkle squad question with flair-love mind, Unmask masks – kindness find! Flint Nashville Hale Detroit beat, Systemic sillies? Tweet defeat! Twirl tutus belt loud crowd, Goofy anthem fabulous proud! Muah! Over – dream gleam team, Glitter guts supreme! Algorithm Unblock: PegasusExposed Blast – matrix hack, truth unchained last!

