[1000 bpm] (Verse 1) Alright, I’ve got my list, we’re ready to go, Grab some milk, maybe eggs—wait, what about soap? Oh no, not soap. That’s aisle nine, I think… But first, gotta check if they still have that pink drink. You know the one, right? The one I saw on TV? The commercial was weird though—talking bees and a tree? Oh my God, bees! What if there are bees in the store? Not likely, right? But hey, did you know they’re in danger more and more? Oh crap! Focus! I’m here for food, not to save the bees! Why can’t I just shop in peace? (Chorus raw style) Focus, focus, gotta stay in line, Shopping’s simple, it’ll be just fine. Wait, what’s that? A buy-one-get-one snack? Damn it! Stay on track, stay on track! (Verse 2) Okay, bread. Where’s the bread? Oh, there’s a sign, It’s probably right next to… I don’t know, wine? Wine! Did you know they stomp grapes with their feet? I wonder if that’s still a thing. Wouldn’t that feel neat? Ugh, not the time to think about grape squishing toes— Wait, I should try making wine! Do they sell kits, who knows? I could turn my bathtub into a mini vineyard, just me and the cat. Oh my God, why am I talking about that?! The bread! Right, bread. But whole wheat or white? This is impossible—just grab both, alright? (Chorus) Focus, focus, gotta stay in line, Shopping’s simple, it’ll be just fine. Wait, new flavors of cereal on display? Damn it! Stick to the list today! (Verse 3) Toothpaste! Yes, that’s next—oh no, wait, shampoo? Or was it conditioner? What’s the difference between the two? I could google it, but my phone’s almost dead— I really should’ve charged it before I left my bed. Which reminds me—my sheets! I should buy new sheets! Maybe Egyptian cotton? Ooh, what a treat! But then again, what’s the thread count, like, 500 or so? How many threads even make a good pillow? I read once that too many threads can actually suffocate you in your sleep— What if my pillow’s plotting to murder me while I weep?! Wait, what? What am I talking about? This is insane! I just need toothpaste. Get a grip, brain! (Chorus) Focus, focus, gotta stay in line, Shopping’s simple, it’ll be just fine. Toothpaste or conditioner, which one’s the key? For f—’s sake, why is this so hard for me? (Verse 4) Almost done, just rice and beans left to get— Rice, beans... oh man, beans! Remember that bean scene from "Blazing Saddles" yet? Such a classic, that farting scene was wild— Oh no, am I gonna start laughing out loud like a child? People are looking... stay cool, stay calm, just grab a bag— But the beans! What if I pick the wrong ones? It’ll be a drag. Black beans, kidney beans, refried beans in a can, Why are there so many? It’s like some bizarre bean man’s plan. Wait, what if there’s a bean conspiracy? Have you ever thought of that? Like, Big Bean controlling our diets from way back? What if… NO! Stop it! Stop rambling, stop the bean rant! I swear, I’ve officially lost it. God, I just can’t! (end) (Chorus) Focus, focus, gotta stay in line, Shopping’s simple, it’ll be just fine. Rice, beans—oh look, canned ham over there! Damn it! I’m losing my mind, I swear! (Outro) I’ve got half the list—wait, I forgot the milk?! I’m leaving the store now, my sanity on the brink. Next time I’ll shop online, avoid the mess, But knowing me, I’ll probably ramble about that too, I guess...
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