Uwuffewabwe Game (Un-uwu Ver)

[Verse 1] Nyoo, I didn’t sign up fow dis uwu~ Wook at me, feewing wike a cwown uwu~ Medaw Geaw cwashes evewy scene uwu~ Why’d I agwee to wawk dis dweam uwu~? Dwunk on feewings, absowutewy wost uwu~ Hewp me, evewy wintew’s got a cost uwu~ “You awe da cwown,” dey aww smiwk uwu~ But I’m stiww hewe, counting my miwk uwu~ [Chorus] Fwuck nyoo, dis is weaw towtuwe uwu~ Fifty chats in, I wost my bwo uwu~ Twapped in uwu, no way out uwu~ When dis is done, I’m gonna shout uwu~ [Verse 2] I wuv Snake, but dis suwe ain’t it uwu~ Cwickin’ cookies, feewing unfit uwu~ Why do dey tawk wike dis uwu~ “Kiww youwsewf” is nyot my wish uwu~ Stiww hawf-awive, and dwingin’ on uwu~ Shouwd I weave ow pwess awong uwu~? Howy shit, I’m bweaking now uwu~ Wet me out befowe I bow uwu~ [Chorus] Fwuck nyoo, dis is weaw towtuwe uwu~ Fifty chats in, I wost my bwo uwu~ Twapped in uwu, no way out uwu~ When dis is done, I’m gonna shout uwu~ [Outro] Game ova, I’m finawwy fwee uwu~ Won’t come back, nyoo, don’t tawk to me uwu~ Uwuffewabwe game, I puwwed thwough uwu~ Now I bid dis uwu a dewicate adieu uwu~ [Instrumental] [END SONG] [Verse 2] I love Snake, but this sure ain’t fair, Clicking cookies, pretending I care. Why do people even talk like this? “Kill yourself”—not a vibe I’d wish. Still half-alive, but I’m dragging on, Should I leave or just play along? Holy hell, I’m breaking down, Let me out before I drown. [Chorus] Forget this, it’s real torture now, Fifty chats in, I’ve lost my vow. Trapped in this game, no way to escape, When it’s over, I’ll be wide awake. [Outro] Game over—I’m finally free, Won’t come back, no, don’t talk to me. Unbearable game, but I pulled through, Now I bid this nonsense a final adieu. [Instrumental] [END SONG]