
TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL (Remastered)
[Verse 1] Used to cry in the chem lab closet Now I cast spells on tenured prophets Had a crush on the English goddess Wrote her poems… she never clocked it Honor roll with a haunted stare Mask on straight but I wasn’t all there Saw the system glitch mid-prayer Asked too much — they called it unfair [Pre-Chorus] Didn’t fit the desk, didn’t kiss the ring Didn’t pledge the debt, didn’t fake the win They said “play nice” while my soul caved in Now I grade their logic from within [Chorus] Too cool for school / too weird for the hallway Had a cosmos map inside / they gave me detention Burned the résumé / lit my name on fire Graduated early from their empire [Verse 2] Cafeteria codes, I cracked ‘em all Read their minds in the bathroom stall My IQ’s got moonlight gall They stole my light — I made a disco ball Star chart scribbled in my notes Said I was sick — I was just too woke Used to feel like a walking joke Now I got scholarships from Jupiter folk [Pre-Chorus] Didn’t play dumb, didn’t beg to stay Didn’t worship grades or the hallway praise Now I teach from a mythic place And my syllabus starts with grace [Chorus] Too cool for school / too weird for the hallway Had a cosmos map inside / they gave me detention Burned the résumé / lit my name on fire Graduated early from their empire [Bridge – Spoken word over glitch beat] I was the gifted kid they couldn’t keep I knew how to time travel before I could sleep Now I rewrite rubrics in my dreams And none of your degrees can measure me [Final Chorus – Bigger, Layered, Chant Vocals] Too cool for school / too weird for the hallway Cosmic valedictorian / I left sideways Burned the résumé / lit my name on fire Now I get paid to tell the truth to liars


