The Rise of the Spud Cult

psycore, darkwave, witch house, chanting, cult, seductive female vocal

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[Intro]
Vampire Lady with her crimson stare
Magical Stupid Girl flipping her hair
Succubus smiled with a devil’s grin
Temptation dripping to join the sin

They heard the whispers from the midnight soil
The Spud was calling
No one could recoil

[Instrumental Intro]

[Verse]
In the moonlit fog they creep
Vampire Lady
Shadows steep
Magical Stupid Girl
With spells so cheap
Succubus laughing
Her claws dig deep

[Bridge]
Oh the Spud calls
It never lets go
Twisting hearts in its shadowy glow
One by one they fall
One by one they bow
The cult of the Spud owns them now

[Instrumental Break]

[Chant]
Oh the Cult of the Spud
Starch thicker than blood
Pulls you down
Down
Down
To the root of the mud
Oh the Cult of the Spud
You can't say no
The root in your soul
Let it grow
Let it grow

[Chorus]
All hail the Spud
The cult is strong
Potato whispers
They can't be wrong
Join the feast
The starch divine
Once you're in
You can't resign

[Chant]
Oh the Spud
The Spud it calls
Through the cracks
Through the walls
No one escapes
No one fights
The cult of the Spud ignites

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2]
Vampire Lady in her velvet robe
Danced with shadows under moonlight glow
She bowed to potato she bowed to fries
Starchy delight took over her mind

[Verse 3]
Magical Stupid Girl with a wand
Cast a spell beyond
But the Spud Cult glowed
Her magic payload
Turned to mashed potato dreams
Happier than it seems
Her soul betrayed

[Verse 4]
Succubus sleek full of charm
Planned to cause some serious harm
But spud power strong and deep
Succubus laughing with a wicked grin
Her fire dimmed

[Instrumental Break]

[Chant]
Oh the Cult of the Spud
Starch thicker than blood
Pulls you down
Down
Down
To the root of the mud
Oh the Cult of the Spud
You can't say no
The root in your soul
Let it grow
Let it grow

[Chorus]
All hail the Spud
The cult is strong
Potato whispers
They can't be wrong
Join the feast
The starch divine
Once you're in
You can't resign

[Chant]
Oh the Spud
The Spud it calls
Through the cracks
Through the walls
No one escapes
No one fights
The cult of the Spud ignites

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 5]
Huntress came with her sharpened blade
But even steel bends where the Spud is made

The Huntress tried
Her blade in hand
But the Spud had plans she couldn’t withstand
One bite
One taste
She fell to her knees
The root of evil spreads with ease

[Bridge 2]
Eyes like coals
Hearts like gold
Spud speaks truths untold
The cult grows wide
The nights grow cold
Potato power
The world unfolds

[Outro]
Golden eyes
They gleam in the dirt
A promise of power
A hunger that hurts
One bite
One taste
And your soul’s undone
The Spud’s got you now
There’s nowhere to run

[Fade out]

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[Intro] Vampire Lady with her crimson stare Magical Stupid Girl flipping her hair Succubus smiled with a devil’s grin Temptation dripping to join the sin They heard the whispers from the midnight soil The Spud was calling No one could recoil [Instrumental Intro] [Verse] In the moonlit fog they creep Vampire Lady Shadows steep Magical Stupid Girl With spells so cheap Succubus laughing Her claws dig deep [Bridge] Oh the Spud calls It never lets go Twisting hearts in its shadowy glow One by one they fall One by one they bow The cult of the Spud owns them now [Instrumental Break] [Chant] Oh the Cult of the Spud Starch thicker than blood Pulls you down Down Down To the root of the mud Oh the Cult of the Spud You can't say no The root in your soul Let it grow Let it grow [Chorus] All hail the Spud The cult is strong Potato whispers They can't be wrong Join the feast The starch divine Once you're in You can't resign [Chant] Oh the Spud The Spud it calls Through the cracks Through the walls No one escapes No one fights The cult of the Spud ignites [Instrumental Break] [Verse 2] Vampire Lady in her velvet robe Danced with shadows under moonlight glow She bowed to potato she bowed to fries Starchy delight took over her mind [Verse 3] Magical Stupid Girl with a wand Cast a spell beyond But the Spud Cult glowed Her magic payload Turned to mashed potato dreams Happier than it seems Her soul betrayed [Verse 4] Succubus sleek full of charm Planned to cause some serious harm But spud power strong and deep Succubus laughing with a wicked grin Her fire dimmed [Instrumental Break] [Chant] Oh the Cult of the Spud Starch thicker than blood Pulls you down Down Down To the root of the mud Oh the Cult of the Spud You can't say no The root in your soul Let it grow Let it grow [Chorus] All hail the Spud The cult is strong Potato whispers They can't be wrong Join the feast The starch divine Once you're in You can't resign [Chant] Oh the Spud The Spud it calls Through the cracks Through the walls No one escapes No one fights The cult of the Spud ignites [Instrumental Break] [Verse 5] Huntress came with her sharpened blade But even steel bends where the Spud is made The Huntress tried Her blade in hand But the Spud had plans she couldn’t withstand One bite One taste She fell to her knees The root of evil spreads with ease [Bridge 2] Eyes like coals Hearts like gold Spud speaks truths untold The cult grows wide The nights grow cold Potato power The world unfolds [Outro] Golden eyes They gleam in the dirt A promise of power A hunger that hurts One bite One taste And your soul’s undone The Spud’s got you now There’s nowhere to run [Fade out]

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