[Verse] I woke up from my nap at 4:30 in the afternoon Told my dog "You want a treat? You gotta earn it" I'm retired but my wife said "It's you or a new living room" And if you think I'm expensive You should see the furniture [Prechorus] So I thought "What am I good at?" [Chorus] Being nice to strangers Takin' shopping carts to cars Tryin' to make you laugh when you're pissed off 'Cause you waited at the pharmacy For way too long Gettin' good at countin' ones and Runnin' my mouth 'cause I can Now I see 'em when they come And I'm the first to meet 'em Walmart greeter [Verse 2] So if you're at your house and you need a new toaster A gallon of milk or some loafers Some Slim Jims or an extension cord A new air mattress or a floor lamp You can find it all in one place With one familiar face But if you're here at nine or later Sorry I'm back at home [Chorus] So be nice to strangers And take your shopping cart to the car I hope you can laugh when you're pissed off 'Cause you waited at the pharmacy For way too long I'll see you next time you come I'll be there to meet ya Walmart greeter
