**[Verse 1]** Don't wanna be another Ashley Ashley, Ashley, Don't wanna count my fucking calories Calories, calories, calories **[Chorus]** 'Cause I wanna be a Weird girl, weird girl I wanna be a Weird, weird, weird girl I wanna be a freak girl Freak girl, freak girl, freak girl I wanna freak you out Because I'm a freaky fucking girl **[Verse 2]** I'd rather watch TV TV, TV, TV Than run around a football field Football field, football field **[Chorus]** 'Cause I wanna be a Weird girl, weird girl I wanna be a Weird, weird, weird girl I wanna be a freak girl Freak girl, freak girl, freak girl I wanna freak you out Because I'm a freaky fucking girl **[Verse 3]** Don't wanna buy expensive shit at Claire's, Claire's, Claire's, Claire's, I'd rather shop at JB's, Because it's so easy to steal! Steal, steal, steal, steal! **[Chorus]** 'Cause I wanna be a Weird girl, weird girl I wanna be a Weird, weird, weird girl I wanna be a freak girl Freak girl, freak girl, freak girl I wanna freak you out Because I'm a freaky fucking girl,