Inspire us oh muse To tell the tale of Black Eugene Ever so mean, A man of many excuses, And many ruses, That old black knight Whose ill-fated career Sent chills of delight Oh oh oh! To that weasel behind the veneer! Oh oh oh! Who was he? Oh oh oh! A bloated ego, A false amigo, Disparaging his betters, Writing slanderous letters, Yet he was an imposter, a fraud Who dreamt a dream Of being a God Oh oh oh Black villain! Drab imp! Demi-Devil! Oh oh oh! Black Eugene, ever vainglorious He was called the black knight Oh so notorious! He posed as a hero While being less than zero Proud fool and pretender! Grinding true men Oh oh oh Through his envious blender! This bungled man, Oh oh oh This Man of swagger, oh oh oh His evil plans, Oh oh oh His unsheathed dagger, Oh oh oh He stuck lord Schnell Oh oh oh With treacherous blade Oh oh oh The Admiral fell Oh oh on Eugene's career was made! Oh oh oh A Lord, a Commander, a hero. But he was less than zero. A bloated ego, A false amigo, Disparaging his betters, Writing slanderous letters, Yet he was an imposter, a fraud Who dreamt a dream Of being a God Oh oh oh Black villain! Drab imp! Demi-Devil! Oh oh oh! Black Eugene, ever vainglorious He was called the black knight Oh so notorious! He posed as a hero While being less than zero Proud fool and pretender! Grinding true men Oh oh oh Through his envious blender! Black Eugene, ever vainglorious He was called the black knight Oh so notorious! He claimed to be hero But he was less than zero Proud fool and pretender! Grinding true men Oh oh oh Through his envious blender! As his vanity grew This mean little puke Knowing what to do He slandered the Duke Who had raised the alarm About a berserker invasion Having spotted their formations The Duke then predicted And black Eugene contradicted That black knight said, There is no threat to our race There will be no attack on our base! Oh oh oh! And then he said, The Duke's cowardice is a disgrace! Pull back these forces, argued Eugene, His rhetoric harsh with words so mean, And as the argument went round and round, The ignorant masses thought his judgment sound And at the elections, his party won He sacked the Duke Whose command was done Oh oh oh The fleet was pulled back All vigilance was lost Then came the berserker attack Oh oh oh! A fiasco and holocaust! Oh oh oh! That terrible horde Oh oh oh Our home world Overrun, depopulated, Lost, destroyed! Annihilated! Oh oh oh That prosperous world That garden of delights Annihilated! Oh oh oh! A bloated ego, A false amigo, Disparaging his betters, Writing slanderous letters, Yet he was an imposter, a fraud Who dreamt a dream Of being a God Oh oh oh Black villain! Drab imp! Demi-Devil! Oh oh oh! Black Eugene, ever vainglorious He was called the black knight Oh so notorious! He claimed to be hero Being less than zero Proud fool and pretender! Grinding true men Oh oh oh Through his envious blender! Inspire us oh muse To tell the last of our song, What became of this man? Who did many wrong, What became of his plan? Oh oh oh What kind of twaddle Did he use in the battle? Did he accept blame, Or feel any shame? Or did he make excuses, Or vindicate his abuses? Oh oh oh! He was arrested Put on trial for his life, Of office divested, And the truth attested Oh oh oh Proved sharp as a knife Cut him to the quick And found him guilty Objections wilting Oh oh oh Sentenced to hanging, The judge's gavel banging! Oh oh oh! Marched to the gallows, Oh oh oh! This man who was so shallow! Oh oh oh! Drums rolling as he walked Oh oh oh! As network anchors talked. Oh oh oh What final words had he? What last excuse? Oh oh oh Into the camera Eugene glared His knees trembling, As he was scared, But still dissembling. And said to the camera -- In the election, YOU VOTED Because of YOU I was promoted, You called me! You believed me! You made me! You allowed me! And you can all go to Hell! Black Eugene, ever vainglorious Dubbed the black knight Oh so notorious! He claimed to be hero Being less than zero Proud fool and pretender! Grinding true men Oh oh oh Through his envious blender! This ends the story of Black Eugene, Oh oh oh! Whose ways were brutal Pointless, and mean. Oh oh oh! The villain Oh oh oh The petty villain Oh oh oh Little devil Oh oh oh Speck Oh oh oh! An empty nothing. Oh oh oh
