[Intro – groggy, echoey] Yeah… (wooo) Little Doobie back in orbit… (mmm… light it up) [Verse 1 – The Spiral Begins] Woke up with my mind half gone in outer space, Ceiling fan spinnin’ like it mockin’ my face, Phone buzz, bill due, landlord knockin’ the gate, Coffee taste bitter like the news every day. Stumbled to the mirror, said “Damn, who that?” Hair look fried like I slept in a lab, Outside sirens singin’ opera in the trap, World bootin’ up like a glitch in the map. Step outside — NPC parade, “Hi neighbor!” — same script they played, “Some weather we’re havin’!” — sunshine and shade, I said “Yeah… wild…” (light the grenade) Small talk cheap, I ain’t buyin’ a phrase, Clock tick louder like it countin’ my days, Stock man yellin’ ’bout apocalypse waves, Dog bark Morse code — what he tryin’ to say? (ha!) Whole block tweakin’ like a bad campaign, Lady yellin’ at pigeons like they know her name, Politician smilin’ through hurricane rain, And I’m just standin’ there thinkin’… [Hook – Catchy, Anthem Style] Whole world must be crazy… (woo!) Maybe you think these things would phase me… Well god damn… the whole world must be crazy… So I spark one up and let it save me. Whole world must be crazy… (mmm) Sirens singin’ lullabies daily… Well god damn… the whole world must be crazy… So I roll it tight and let it raise me. [Verse 2 – Chaos Comedy] Bus driver swervin’ like he racin’ a ghost, Guy yellin’ crypto codes in his coat, Barista got attitude thick as the foam, Spelled my name “Liddle Dubee” on the cup — I’m done. (what?!) Turn on the TV — apocalypse marathon, Alien footage sponsored by Amazon, Preacher on the corner screamin’ “Babylon!” While a dude live-stream dance-fightin’ a lawn. My ex text “Hey…” — that’s danger in code, Means drama about to unload, I seen a man argue with self-check mode, Said “Machine judge me!” — bro, go home. Street preacher, sneakerhead, Wall Street clown, Everybody talk but nobody sound, Feels like the matrix got hand-me-downs, And I’m just floatin’ three feet off the ground. (lifted…) [Hook – Louder, More Energy] Whole world must be crazy… (crazy!) Maybe you think these things would phase me… Well god damn… the whole world must be crazy… But the smoke still elevates me. Whole world must be crazy… (yeah!) Madness bloomin’ daily… Well god damn… the whole world must be crazy… But this green keep steady payin’ me. [Verse 3 – The Save] Bank froze my card — cosmic joke, Microwave beepin’ like it broke, Car won’t start — engine choke, Neighbor askin’ if I “seen his goat.” GOAT?! Sky turn pink like it glitch in the dome, News say “Stay calm” while it burnin’ your home, Everybody scrollin’ but nobody grown, I swear this planet feel overthrown. So I step back slow… (grind… pack… spark…) Flame kiss paper in the dark, Inhale deep — restart my heart, Exhale stress like modern art. Now sirens sound like jazz in the breeze, NPC’s movin’ in harmony, “Hi neighbor!” — I wave with ease, Whole damn circus don’t bother me. Mind half gone but spirit awake, Outer space view of the human mistake, Life too wild for sanity’s sake — So I laugh… cough… levitate. (haaa… we good.) [Final Hook – Reflective, Big Finish] Whole world must be crazy… (woo!) Maybe you think these things would phase me… Well god damn… the whole world must be crazy… But this fire inside still blaze me. Whole world must be crazy… (mmm…) Spinnin’ wild but it can’t erase me… Well god damn… the whole world must be crazy… So I spark one up… and let it save me. [Outro – Laughing, distant] Yeah… Little Doobie… New age pioneer… If the whole world crazy… Then I’m just comfortably insane. (light it up…)
