When trouble turns the volume up, two unlikely heroes answer the call! “Hero” is a strong word. Then let’s make it stronger! That doesn’t make sense. Seari! Illy! When evil comes to steal the show And danger’s waiting down below, A flash of pink! A rebel sound! Illy is glory-bound! With scales that shine and heart that’s true, He’ll fight for me! He’ll fight for you! He tips his hat, strikes one brave chord— Then challenges the evil lord! In the name of harmony—stand down! Keep him talking. He brings the thunder! She brings the tricks! He follows rules— She finds the fix! When right and wrong collide at last, She thinks ahead— He rocks it fast! RIFFS! TRICKS! CRITICAL HITS! Saving the day with a bag full of tricks! He brings the heart! She brings the sting! Together they can handle anything! RIFFS! TRICKS! TURN IT UP LOUD! One wears the spotlight—one works the crowd! If trouble’s coming, you’d better get set— They haven’t caught us. And they never will! Seari and Illy! Whoa-oh-oh! Justice has a backbeat! Whoa-oh-oh! Trouble’s got quick feet! Whoa-oh-oh! Good luck catching— Me. He’s six-foot-two of lawful good, Defending every neighborhood! With shining steel and flowing hair, He’ll strike a pose most anywhere! She’s five-foot-two and hard to see— Especially where she shouldn’t be! A crooked grin, a quiet click… Your vault was open pretty quick. ...Seari, did you take their key? ...Define “take.” ...Was it yours? ...it was, for Tuesday night. He makes a promise! She makes a bet! He saves the day— She steals the net! He guards the door with righteous might… She used the window— RIFFS! TRICKS! CRITICAL HITS! Saving the day with a bag full of tricks! He brings the heart! She brings the sting! Together they can handle anything! RIFFS! TRICKS! TURN IT UP LOUD! One wears the spotlight—one works the crowd! When villains boast that victory’s set— That’s when it gets funny. Seari and Illy! Power chord! Smoke bomb. Dragon strike! Check your pockets. Final warning! You watched the hero shining bright, Exactly where I aimed your sight. You chased my shadow to and fro… Finished? I picked the lock ten bars ago. You planned all this? More or less. You could have told me! You’re terrible at looking surprised. Then let’s finish this together! RIFFS! TRICKS! CRITICAL HITS! Justice and trouble in one crazy mix! He brings the hope! She pulls the strings! Together they can topple anything! RIFFS! TRICKS! TURN IT UP HIGH! Pink-scaled thunder lighting up the sky! The bad guys run, but the ending is set— You don’t outplay— Me. Us! …Sure. Us. Seari and Illy! Seari and Illy! Seari and Illy! Seari and Illy! Whoa-oh-oh! He’ll stand and fight! Whoa-oh-oh! She’ll dim the light! Whoa-oh-oh! They’ll make things right— Eventually. Seari and Illy! Seari and Illy! Riffs! Tricks! And Critical Hits! For harmony! For the reward money. Seari!
