[Intro — Whispered with echo] Good evening... I am Count Vacuula. And I have come... For your dust. [Verse 1] He came at midnight through the door, His shadow stretched across the floor. A velvet cape, a crimson eye, A rubber hose that reached the sky. He never touched a drop of blood, He had no taste for mortal food. But underneath the velvet chair, He sensed a dust ball hiding there. [Pre-Chorus — Female harmonies] Oh, what a strange romantic sight, A hungry creature of the night! [Chorus] Vacuula! Vacuula! I vant to suck your dust! Vacuula! Vacuula! Your carpets are a must! He'll take your crumbs, He'll take your fluff, And when you think he's had enough— Vacuula! Vacuula! He simply cannot get enough! [Verse 2] He glided through the banquet hall, His hose extended down the wall. He found a crumb beneath a chair, And vanished with it in the air. The cobwebs trembled at his name, The dust bunnies all fled in shame. He raised his nozzle to the moon, And gave a mighty, hungry VROOM! [Pre-Chorus] Beware the darkness, beware the night, Beware the suction out of sight! [Chorus] Vacuula! Vacuula! I vant to suck your dust! Vacuula! Vacuula! Your carpets are a must! He'll take your crumbs, He'll take your fluff, And when you think he's had enough— Vacuula! Vacuula! He simply cannot get enough! [Bridge — Spoken dialogue] "Count Vacuula, what big teeth you have!" "All the better to clean your upholstery!" "And what a long hose!" "All the better to reach beneath your sofa!" [Instrumental — Funky bass and swirling strings] [Final Chorus — Full ensemble] Vacuula! Vacuula! The terror of the rug! Vacuula! Vacuula! Give that carpet one more hug! No speck of dust, No bit of fluff, No corner dark or rough enough! Vacuula! Vacuula! The count who just can't get enough! [Outro — Whispered] "Your dust... is delicious."
