[Intro] (Heavy, chugging guitar riff) (Gravelly vocal hums) [Verse 1] Cruising down the I-85 in the blazing heat Banging my steering wheel with a Nickleback beat Got the windows rolled down, speakers screaming loud Chad Kroeger’s singing to a stadium crowd "Photograph" is playing, man, it hits the spot But my stomach starts to rumble, now it's time to stop I need fuel for the truck, but I need fuel for me There’s a beautiful red sign, thank God for QT! [Chorus] Look at this eggroll, every time I do it makes me whole! How did it get so perfectly fried? With that delicious, crispy crunch inside! Yeah, we're jamming Nickleback in the parking lot Eating gas station cabbage and it's piping hot! Look at this eggroll! Yeah, it feeds my soul! [Verse 2] I walked through the doors, past the roller grill Saw that golden-brown beauty, gave my heart a thrill Grabbed three or four, maybe five or six Paid the clerk at the counter for my greasy fix Back in the driver's seat, engine starting to roar Got the heavy guitar riffs shaking up the door Taking a big bite, grease on my chin Turn the volume up to ten, let the rock begin! [Hook] QuikTrip, Nickleback, got me back on track! Got a belly full of goodness, never looking back! [Chorus] Look at this eggroll, every time I do it makes me whole! How did it get so perfectly fried? With that delicious, crispy crunch inside! Yeah, we're jamming Nickleback in the parking lot Eating gas station cabbage and it's piping hot! Look at this eggroll! Yeah, it feeds my soul! [Bridge] (Tempo slows slightly, building tension) Never thought a roller grill could change my life Cut through the hunger like a jagged knife (Gravelly whisper) Yeah, you know it's true... Now scream it out! [Verse 3] Now my stomach is full and my mind is clear Best damn eggrolls in the hemisphere Headbanging hard with a mouth full of food Nothing on earth can ruin this mood The bass is still thumping, the guitar still cries With a teardrop of joy in my over-fed eyes Atlanta can keep all its traffic and pain Long as I got Chad Kroeger on this eggroll train! [Chorus] Look at this eggroll, every time I do it makes me whole! How did it get so perfectly fried? With that delicious, crispy crunch inside! Yeah, we're jamming Nickleback in the parking lot Eating gas station cabbage and it's piping hot! Look at this eggroll! Yeah, it feeds my soul! [Outro] (Guitar solo screaming) Yeah, look at this eggroll... (Heavy final drum hit) Oh yeah! [Fade out]
