EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT

​(Verse 1) (Spat out like venom) My teeth are grinding into literal dust The air in my lungs is turning to rust I’ve bypassed "upset," I’ve bypassed "insane" There’s a white-hot supernova melting my brain! If the earth opened up and the giants crawled out I’d scream till their eardrums exploded in doubt! ​(Pre-Chorus) (Building speed) I don’t need a weapon, I don’t need a plan I’m the angriest atom in the history of man I’ll rip through the jungle, I’ll tear through the pines I’m redrawing all of the biological lines! ​(Chorus) (Driving, bouncy, "stomp" rhythm) ONE! TWO! I’m coming for the Rex! THREE! FOUR! I’m snapping scaly necks! I’m a whirlwind of spite, I’m a hurricane of "No!" I’m aiming for the pelvis, watch the big guy go! Left hook! Right hook! Absolute shock! I’m the man who punched a Stegosaurus square in the cock! YEAH, I PUNCHED A STEGOSAURUS SQUARE IN THE COCK! ​(Verse 2) (Heavy, slow breakdown) Come here, Bronto, you long-necked freak I’ll give you the makeover you’ve had for a week I’ll suplex a Raptor, I’ll bite a Giganotosaurus I’m the terrifying ending to the Cretaceous chorus! I’m so far beyond "calm," I’m so far beyond "chill" I’ve got a billion years of evolutionary blood to spill! ​(Bridge) (Pure, distorted screaming) WHY IS EVERYTHING SO LOUD?! WHY IS EVERYBODY STILL HERE?! I AM THE METEOR! I! AM! THE! METEOR! ​(Chorus) (Maximum volume) ONE! TWO! I’m coming for the Rex! THREE! FOUR! I’m snapping scaly necks! I’m a whirlwind of spite, I’m a hurricane of "No!" I’m aiming for the pelvis, watch the big guy go! Left hook! Right hook! Absolute shock! I’m the man who punched a Stegosaurus square in the cock! ​(Outro) (Sudden silence, then a whisper) ...And I'd do it againaaaaaaa!!!!!