I only sing country when I’m singing about country out In the country I’m eating something crunchy I got the munchies cuz this grass funky , I’m still sad now cuz I’m singing about crunchy, I’m jumping like a monkey my tummy is bubbly cuz I’m fat as a donkey Alright yall mother truckers ready for this? get y’all’s horse paddles out and start smacking each other ⸻ I swear I’m hip-hop, eight three oh in my veins EDM bass drops rattlin’ my brains But soon as life hits me sideways funny Next thing you know I’m cryin’ to a steel guitar, honey When I lose at darts, I lose by a little When I lose at Rocket League, im salty in the middle Controller to the wall, controller to the floor Why do I keep playing competitive when I can’t make a darn toten score!! ⸻ I don’t ride horses, I don’t own boots Ain’t got a tractor parked by my roof But I got a grey raptor which is way faster So I took off accidentally ran over the pastor now he gonna need a chiropractor after this disaster ⸻ I don’t even like country But country likes me Every time I’m down bad It’s waitin’ on my TV When I’m sad, when I’m grumpy When life gets a little too bumpy I start singing country when I’m Out in the country I’m eatin’ somethin’ crunchy to fill up this tummy Yeah I don’t even like country But it sounds like home when I’m buzzed and lonely ⸻ I’m sad now ‘cause I’m singin’ ‘bout crunchy It makes me feel yucky Down to my tummy My tummy bubbly yucky ‘Cause I’m crunchy!!!!— No wait… not crunchy Got my words twisted up Like a twisted tea on a Sunday I be grillin’ in the sun, and I tell everyone How do they want there steak done? Whatever they say it doesn’t matter, I’m gonna cook them all the same way anyway Say I hate this genre but the vibe feel comfy Next thing you know I’m talkin’ ‘bout fryin’ up my chickens even Bandit the turkey Shhhh just don’t tell Chess-knee [laughs] ⸻ Let me say it firmly so you can understand me I be playin’ darts with the Estrada family Soon as I lose, man it’s gettin’ sad I play everyday and I lost to my damn dad ⸻ I don’t even like my dad I mean country Every time I lose in darts It’s cuz they all cheating it ain’t funny When I lose, when I’m grumpy When life gets a little too bumpy I only sing country when I’m singin’ country Out in the country I’m eatin’ somethin’ crunchy Yeah I don’t even like country But it heals my heart (gosh darn it) I’m still buzzed and I can’t stop listening to country out in the country while eating something crunchy for my big tub of lard tummy. ⸻ Why that steel guitar hit my chest so right(left?)? Why that slow sad song keep me up all night?(right?) I swear I hate it… but I love the way it sound when I’m cross Fadded nation my brother Erik burned down the whole cook station, Called it “smokehouse innovation.” Nancy brought beans in fermentation, That’s a biological creation and violation to the gangster nation (Wow he’s goooooooood) ⸻ I don’t even like country But country likes me Soon as I’m feelin’ low It’s pourin’ twisted tea therapy When I’m sad, when I’m grumpy When life gets a little too bumpy I only sing country when I’m singin’ country Out in the country I’m eatin’ somethin’ crunchy Yeah I don’t even like country— But don’t turn it off…
