“Crazy Cat Lady Blues” (Verse 1) She’s got a hundred cats, maybe more, They’re runnin’ wild from door to door, Whiskers twitchin’, tails in the air, A meow in every corner, everywhere! She talks to them like they’re her crew, Her furry family through and through, The neighbors laugh and shake their heads, But she’s too busy with her furballs in bed! (Chorus) Crazy cat lady, livin’ the dream, With a hundred purrs and a can of cream! She’s got the love, she’s got the style, All those cats, they make her smile! Crazy cat lady, what a sight, Chasin’ her kittens through the day and night! She’s got the world in a feline sway, Crazy cat lady, it’s her way! (Verse 2) She’s got cat toys piled up high, A litter box under the sky, Catnip gardens on the lawn, The fur’s flyin’ from dusk ‘til dawn! A collar here, a collar there, She’s got one for each kitty, everywhere! She says, “Each one’s special, don’t you see? They’re my little angels, set me free!” (Chorus) Crazy cat lady, livin’ the dream, With a hundred purrs and a can of cream! She’s got the love, she’s got the style, All those cats, they make her smile! Crazy cat lady, what a sight, Chasin’ her kittens through the day and night! She’s got the world in a feline sway, Crazy cat lady, it’s her way! (Bridge) She’s got yarn balls and feather sticks, She’ll spoil those cats with all her tricks, They nap on her lap, purrin’ so loud, She’s the queen of her little fur-tastic crowd! (Chorus) Crazy cat lady, livin’ the dream, With a hundred purrs and a can of cream! She’s got the love, she’s got the style, All those cats, they make her smile! Crazy cat lady, what a sight, Chasin’ her kittens through the day and night! She’s got the world in a feline sway, Crazy cat lady, it’s her way! (Outro) So if you see her strollin’ down the street, With a parade of cats at her feet, Don’t you laugh or call her mad, She’s the happiest lady anyone’s ever had! Crazy cat lady, and she’s feelin’ fine!
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