“Just One More Wish” [Intro] Okay… I’m not pulling today. I’m saving my Primogems. I’m being responsible. Sees banner. …Well, that was a nice plan while it lasted. ⸻ [Verse 1] Logged in for dailies, said I’d only stay a bit, Then I saw a shiny banner and immediately lost it, Had twenty wishes saved, feeling pretty proud, Now my Primogem balance is crying out loud. I said, “Just one ten-pull,” What could go wrong? The answer is everything, And it won’t take long. Purple… Purple… Purple again… The game just handed me My fifteenth random weapon. I stared at the screen, The screen stared back, My wallet whispered, “Please don’t do that.” ⸻ [Chorus] Just one more wish, That’s all I need, I’m definitely getting lucky, That’s what I choose to believe. Just one more wish, The five-star’s near, I’ve been saying that For approximately three years. Just one more wish, Come on, let me win, Why do I have enough copies To open a sword shop again? ⸻ [Verse 2] Went farming artifacts For a brand-new build, Thought it’d take one day, What optimism that was. Got a perfect flower, Thought my luck had changed, Then every stat upgrade Went completely deranged. Crit rate? Nope. Crit damage? Nah. Defense percentage? The game said “Ha-ha!” Spent all my resin, Spent all my hope, Now my character’s stronger At carrying emotional damage than a sword. ⸻ [Pre-Chorus] Can somebody explain… Why every artifact Knows exactly what stat I don’t want? ⸻ [Chorus] Just one more wish, That’s all I need, I’m definitely getting lucky, That’s what I choose to believe. Just one more wish, The five-star’s near, I’ve been saying that For approximately three years. Just one more wish, Come on, let me win, Why do I have enough copies To open a sword shop again? ⸻ [Bridge] “Ooh, a treasure chest!” Five Mora. Thank you, game. I am now financially stable. ⸻ [Rap Verse] Climbing every mountain, Swimming every lake, Accidentally ran out of stamina, Big mistake. Fell off a cliff, Fell off another, My character spends more time falling Than discovering treasure. Paimon’s talking, Talking some more, I went to make a sandwich, She was still explaining the lore. The quest said, “Travel a little ways.” Three nations later, I’m still on that quest today. ⸻ [Verse 3] Joined co-op with friends, Thought we’d play it smart, Instead we spent an hour Launching each other off cliffs for art. One friend brought a healer, One brought a tank, I brought questionable decisions, And honestly, that’s my rank. Boss fight started, Everybody looked tough, Then somebody disconnected, And things got weird enough. Yet somehow we won, Nobody knows how, Pure chaos and friendship Carried us somehow. ⸻ [Final Chorus] Just one more wish, The anthem of our lives, Every Genshin player knows How this story survives. Just one more wish, Then I’ll finally stop, Right after this banner, And the next one drops. Just one more wish, Everybody sing, Because self-control disappears When that gold star screen goes ding! ⸻ [Outro] “I am NOT pulling.” Gets 160 Primogems. “…Okay, maybe one.” 🎮⭐😂✨ Gold light appears. SCREAMING INTENSIFIES. 😂🎉
