I See You’ve Done the Grand Tour (of our jails) 9.2.24 [intro 4 bar guitar solo] [verse 1] I see you’ve done the grand tour of our jails Which did you like best, useless male? Men’s Central, Twin Towers, or Wayside? We should hire you to be our jail guide [verse 1] Since you’re male you’ve not lived in Lynwood The Century Regional Detention Facility I wouldn’t even be the slightest surprised If you cut off your cock and you arrived [chorus] So tell me, which jail did you like best? Which served better food than all the rest? Maybe you should start a website Inmates could share by shooting kites You could finally make an honest living Instead of taking, you could earn by giving Honest info for newbies who are scared Inform them, calm them, make them aware [verse 3] What modules were you in at Men’s Central? I’m sure your treatment wasn’t preferential Cause you’re a low level maggot You’re hated like the faggots [verse 4] Inmates hate on useless flotsam like you Come in wide-eyed, with no idea what to do They ask you which car that you run in Your dumb answer green light’s you for gunnin’ [chorus] So tell me, which jail did you like best? Which served better food than all the rest? Maybe you should start a website Inmates could share by shooting kites You could finally make an honest living Instead of taking, you could earn by giving Honest info for newbies who are scared Inform them, calm them, make them aware [bridge] I saw you at Men’s Central on Monday I hope you had a grand time, a fun day When will you get straight? Get a brain control your fate? [guitar solo] [chorus] So tell me, which jail did you like best Which served better food than all the rest? You should start a website Inmates will share it by shooting kites You could finally make an honest living Instead of taking you could earn by giving Honest info for newbies who are scared inform them, calm them, make them aware [outro] [spoken vocal with music in background] Have you seen enough of LA County Jails Get your life straight, running on right rails It’s up to you, and I assure you if you fail I’ll be waiting for you at County Jail [end song]


