We’re cross-legged on faded blankets Sippin’ iced tea with retro band merch rackets Your foot taps mine like a TikTok beat Then you slide closer, instant heat You whisper low, kinda icon energy But sis, everyone got that auditory memory Whisper fail, now it’s viral I R L You said “I'm wet” like it’s no big deal Squad’s staring, but we’re immune Laughing 'cause, yeah, we’re cartoon I’m red like a Malibu Barbie veil You just shrugged it off, whisper fail We’re bouncing to Bandcamp, feels so right Your eyes lock in, kinda twilight Mic drop moment, your socks? They slide Then your whisper goes live worldwide “I wanna get you in bed?” turns into a room echo Mood shift: we’re both low-key freaking, so we go Another whisper fail, it’s a total flex You spill the tea, we laugh, no regrets I trip but you catch me, no cap We’re viral lovebirds off the map You wink, squad goes pale Epic tale, Whisper fail Babe I'm horny Can we go This crowd is lame I love that camel toe Her music sucks That “so girl” mean Wish we hadn't came I need to pee Are your panties wet Can I have a feel No one sees us It’s no big deal Each time we just laugh it off Like the cheeseburger with Hasselhoff Vows I R L with fairy lights in view Your whisper low, but mic’s 5 G true “Gonna eat ya tonight,” echoes through Zoom Everyone freaks, we burst into boom You shrug, no cringey trail That’s how we say “I do”, whisper fail
