[Verse 1] I told the raccoon by the loading dock While he pawed at a paper sack “Draco’s mom and me got close last night— I was hot on Draco’s mom.” He blinked once, then he grinned too wide With a ketchup stain on his chin I said, “This stays between us, pal.” He said, “Sure,” and tucked it in. [Pre-Chorus] By breakfast, every porch knew By lunchtime, the whole block sang— [Chorus] I was hot on Draco’s mom! Now the raccoon’s got a song! Told one thief with a striped-up tail, Now he’s selling my secret by the pail! I was hot on Draco’s mom! He wrote it down and passed it on! No fence, no lock, no “keep this quiet”— That raccoon starts a band and denies it! [Verse 2] He scratched the chorus on a pizza box Then taped it up by the cans He gave the neighbors all the verses And the butcher got the handclaps Draco heard it from his cousin Who heard it from the alley cat The raccoon took a bow at my back door In a little paper hat [Pre-Chorus] I said, “You promised!” He shrugged and said, “Your story had a hook.” [Chorus] I was hot on Draco’s mom! Now the raccoon’s got a song! Told one thief with a striped-up tail, Now he’s selling my secret by the pail! I was hot on Draco’s mom! He wrote it down and passed it on! No fence, no lock, no “keep this quiet”— That raccoon starts a band and denies it! [Bridge] Hey, striped little gossip— That was not your news to share! He’s got a notebook, two good rhymes, And absolutely no boundaries anywhere! [Chorus] I was hot on Draco’s mom! Now the raccoon’s got a song! Told one thief with a striped-up tail, Now he’s selling my secret by the pail! I was hot on Draco’s mom! He wrote it down and passed it on! No fence, no lock, no “keep this quiet”— That raccoon starts a band and denies it! [Outro] He’s at the window, tapping time. He’s got my story. He’s got a rhyme. “Keep it down!” He’s got a chorus.
