[Verse 1] There's a boy in the apartment and he's on the move Rolling through the hallway finding his groove Got a matza in each hand and crumbs on his face Leaving little trails all over the place [Chorus] He's the Matza Man, the Matza Man Crumbling everywhere as fast as he can From the kitchen to the living room door He'll eat a whole box then he'll ask you for more He's the Matza Man, the Matza Man Try and stop him — no you can't! [Verse 2] He's under the table, he's behind the couch He pops up with a matza hanging out of his mouth You sweep up the crumbs but it doesn't help at all 'Cause here he comes rolling right back down the hall [Chorus] He's the Matza Man, the Matza Man Crumbling everywhere as fast as he can From the kitchen to the living room door He'll eat a whole box then he'll ask you for more He's the Matza Man, the Matza Man Try and stop him — no you can't! [Bridge] Eight days of Pesach, eight days of crunch Matza for breakfast, matza for lunch You can put away the broom, don't even try That boy won't stop till the holiday's gone by [Verse 3] He's got matza with butter, matza with cheese Matza with chocolate — "can I have more please?" He's a crumb-making machine on a mission today The Matza Man is here and he's here to stay [Chorus] He's the Matza Man, the Matza Man Crumbling everywhere as fast as he can From the kitchen to the living room door He'll eat a whole box then he'll ask you for more He's the Matza Man, the Matza Man Try and stop him — no you can't! [Outro] He's the Matza Man… crunch crunch crunch He's the Matza Man… munch munch munch He's the Matza Maaaan!
