Foghorn FM (Turn It Up, B’ys!) (Remastered)

Southern rap, big bass, fiddle, accordion, hip-hop, dirty south, 808 drums, synthesizers, bass guitar, piano, vocal samples, rhythmic claps, drum machine, layered vocals

Playin’ tunes from  shipcove to gander bay,
From the rigs offshore to the buys haulin’ hay,
Heavy metal, jigs, and  dirty ol’ jokes,
If ya calls in drunk, we’ll air it coast to coast

(Sound effect: "Wha? Hello? You’re live on Foghorn FM!"  "I fell off me chair, buys!")

CHORUS – FOLK JIG (BUDDY WASISNAME STYLE)
Turn it up, buys, let ‘er rip! (Let ‘er rip!)
The fog’s too thick but the tunes still hit! (Still hit!)
From the Rock, for the buys, pump ‘er loud, don’t stop!
Foghorn FM ‘til the speakers pop!

(Accordion solo, cue the spoons clanking in the background.)

VERSE 2 – RAP (MC HAMMER FLOW)
Yo, buys, grab a brew, sit back and stay,
We got tunes, fake news, and some foolish ballet!
Newfoundland AI Artworks got the beats.
Makin’ music so wild, it knocks ya off yer feets!

DJ Skipper, live from da shed,
Givin’ prizes for da best roadkill-fed!
Caller one, caller two—"What’s yer name?"
"Dis is Randy buy, I lost me brain!"

(Sound effect: "Oh me nerves, Randy, what’d ya do now?" – "Well, I tried kissin’ a lobster, but she weren’t into it!")

CHORUS – FOLK JIG AGAIN
Turn it up, buys, let ‘er rip! (Let ‘er rip!)
The fog’s too thick but the tunes still hit! (Still hit!)
From the Rock, for the buys, pump ‘er loud, don’t stop!
Foghorn FM ‘til the speakers pop!

(Spoons solo, followed by DJ screaming: "WE GOT A LIVE MOOSE IN THE STUDIO—RUN!")

BRIDGE – SLOW BREAKDOWN, HIP-HOP BEAT MIXED WITH FIDDLE
Late-night show, deep in the cove,
Mummer calls in, "buy, what’s goin’ on?"
We got ghost stories, fishin’ yarns,
Tales of a Newfie who fought a leprechaun!

(DJ: "Now buys, did he win?" – Caller: "No buy, but he stole his drink!")

FINAL CHORUS – JIG EXPLODES INTO FULL MADNESS
Turn it up, buys, let ‘er rip! (Let ‘er rip!)
The fog’s too thick but the tunes still hit! (Still hit!)
From the Rock, for the buys, pump ‘er loud, don’t stop!
Foghorn FM ‘til the speakers pop!

(Accordion fades, DJ yells: "Stay tuned, buys! Next up—heavy metal polka and a debate on whether pine marten taste like chicken!")

2215/7500

VERSE 1 – RAP (MC HAMMER STYLE) Yo, wake up, buys, it’s time to go! Turn on the dial, let the speakers blow! Foghorn FM, yeah, louder than thunder, Puttin’ moose in the pan and news in yer bunker! Playin’ tunes from shipcove to gander bay, From the rigs offshore to the buys haulin’ hay, Heavy metal, jigs, and dirty ol’ jokes, If ya calls in drunk, we’ll air it coast to coast (Sound effect: "Wha? Hello? You’re live on Foghorn FM!" "I fell off me chair, buys!") CHORUS – FOLK JIG (BUDDY WASISNAME STYLE) Turn it up, buys, let ‘er rip! (Let ‘er rip!) The fog’s too thick but the tunes still hit! (Still hit!) From the Rock, for the buys, pump ‘er loud, don’t stop! Foghorn FM ‘til the speakers pop! (Accordion solo, cue the spoons clanking in the background.) VERSE 2 – RAP (MC HAMMER FLOW) Yo, buys, grab a brew, sit back and stay, We got tunes, fake news, and some foolish ballet! Newfoundland AI Artworks got the beats. Makin’ music so wild, it knocks ya off yer feets! DJ Skipper, live from da shed, Givin’ prizes for da best roadkill-fed! Caller one, caller two—"What’s yer name?" "Dis is Randy buy, I lost me brain!" (Sound effect: "Oh me nerves, Randy, what’d ya do now?" – "Well, I tried kissin’ a lobster, but she weren’t into it!") CHORUS – FOLK JIG AGAIN Turn it up, buys, let ‘er rip! (Let ‘er rip!) The fog’s too thick but the tunes still hit! (Still hit!) From the Rock, for the buys, pump ‘er loud, don’t stop! Foghorn FM ‘til the speakers pop! (Spoons solo, followed by DJ screaming: "WE GOT A LIVE MOOSE IN THE STUDIO—RUN!") BRIDGE – SLOW BREAKDOWN, HIP-HOP BEAT MIXED WITH FIDDLE Late-night show, deep in the cove, Mummer calls in, "buy, what’s goin’ on?" We got ghost stories, fishin’ yarns, Tales of a Newfie who fought a leprechaun! (DJ: "Now buys, did he win?" – Caller: "No buy, but he stole his drink!") FINAL CHORUS – JIG EXPLODES INTO FULL MADNESS Turn it up, buys, let ‘er rip! (Let ‘er rip!) The fog’s too thick but the tunes still hit! (Still hit!) From the Rock, for the buys, pump ‘er loud, don’t stop! Foghorn FM ‘til the speakers pop! (Accordion fades, DJ yells: "Stay tuned, buys! Next up—heavy metal polka and a debate on whether pine marten taste like chicken!")

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