[Intro — Spoken Announcer, futuristic sound effects] Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for liftoff! The rockets are ready! The stock charts are climbing! The future is here… or at least it's in development! And now, rocketing into tomorrow… ELON MUSK AND THE FLYING ROADSTER! [Verse 1] In the twenty-first century, the future's looking bright, Elon Musk is building things that blast into the night. He's got rockets, he's got robots, he's got satellites galore, And a flying electric sports car that'll shake you to the core! He says we'll colonize Mars, put a city on the Moon, And the robots will be working while we're all on vacation soon. He's got a thousand grand ideas, a million-dollar plan, And tomorrow's just around the bend — according to the man! [Chorus — Big, Bouncy Cartoon Orchestra] Meet Elon Musk! Here comes the Flying Roadster! Rocket-powered, supercharged, a high-tech roller coaster! Meet Elon Musk! He's got the future in his hand! With a rocket on the roof and a Mars-bound master plan! Whoosh! Whoosh! — Look out below! Thrusters firing — away we go! Meet Elon Musk! The future's getting closer! Here comes, here comes, here comes the Flying Roadster! [Verse 2] He's got a robot on the assembly line, a rocket in the sky, A million little satellites watching everything go by. Artificial intelligence is learning how to think, While the latest demonstration makes the internet blink! He says the car can fly, and the next big thing is near, There's a brand-new revelation every other fiscal year. The prototype is gorgeous, and the promises are grand, But the delivery date keeps moving like a rocket off the pad! [Chorus] Meet Elon Musk! Here comes the Flying Roadster! Rocket-powered, supercharged, a high-tech roller coaster! Meet Elon Musk! He's got the future in his hand! With a rocket on the roof and a Mars-bound master plan! Whoosh! Whoosh! — Look out below! Thrusters firing — away we go! Meet Elon Musk! The future's getting closer! Here comes, here comes, here comes the Flying Roadster! [Bridge — Dramatic Space-Age Orchestra] One giant leap for mankind! One more launch event to book! A thousand groundbreaking headlines And another future outlook! The rockets roar, the cameras roll, The countdown lights are green! The greatest thing you've ever seen — Or the greatest thing you've almost seen! [Spoken Interlude — Elon Musk Impression, playful and theatrical] "Good news! The future is here!" "Can it fly?" "Absolutely!" "Can I buy one?" "Of course!" "When will it arrive?" "Well… we're working on that." Electronic error buzzer. Rocket engine sputters. [Final Chorus — Full Orchestra, Choir, and Rocket Effects] Meet Elon Musk! Here comes the Flying Roadster! Blasting through the atmosphere, the galaxy's grand poster! Meet Elon Musk! Hear the future engines roar! He's taking us to Mars — and he's got more in store! Whoosh! Whoosh! — The stars are ours! Rocket ships and supercars! Meet Elon Musk! The future's getting closer! Here comes, here comes, here comes the Flying Roadster! [Outro — Spoken Announcer] The future of transportation has arrived! The future of space travel is expanding! The future of artificial intelligence is thinking! And the future of your delivery date… Is still being calculated. [Final Sound Effect - ROCKET BLAST! — ELECTRONIC ZAP! — RECORD SCRATCH! ] "Elon Musk: Tomorrow, today… eventually!"
