[Intro — Wild Distorted Electric Guitar Riff, Full Band Attack] [Verse 1 — Lazy Husky Female Singing, Casual Melody] I asked for an American dog The guy just stared at me He said, "You wanna eat a dog?" I said, "With mustard, please" He said, "You mean a corn dog?" I said, "Yeah, that's the one" Same thing back in Tokyo Just a different name, huh [Pre-Chorus — Vocal Gains Attitude, Guitar Answers Each Line] You say corn I say American You say dog I say... yeah, dog What's the problem? It's right there Just put some mustard on it [Chorus — Louder Rough-Edged Melodic Female Singing, Driving Guitars] You call it this! We call it that! Same damn thing! What's wrong with that? Different words! Different names! Everybody makes a fuss Over nothing anyway! Yeah, okay! Whatever you say! Can I get my lunch today? [Instrumental — Aggressive Guitar Riff, Busy Bass] [Verse 2 — Relaxed Husky Female Singing] I said I live in a mansion She said, "Wow, you must be rich" I said, "Third floor, tiny kitchen" She said, "Wait, what is this?" I showed her my apartment She laughed and shook her head "That's not what we call a mansion" I said, "Well, it is in Japan" [Pre-Chorus — Rising Vocal Energy, Sharp Guitar Accents] You say mansion I say mansion Same word, different place Different picture in your head [Chorus — Stronger Vocal Projection, Raw Female Voice] You call it this! We call it that! Same damn thing! What's wrong with that? Different words! Different names! Everybody makes a fuss Over nothing anyway! Yeah, okay! Whatever you say! I still gotta pay my rent! [Electric Guitar Solo — 16 Bars, Wild Technical Three-Chord Punk, Fast Runs, Aggressive Bends, Rhythmic Stops, Feedback] [Verse 3 — Dry, Slightly Amused Female Singing] I said I wanted shoe cream My friend said, "For your shoes?" I said, "No, I wanna eat it" She said, "Girl, what's wrong with you?" I showed her what I meant She said, "Oh, a cream puff" I said, "Yeah, that's what I wanted" "Can we stop talking about stuff?" [Bridge — Bass and Drums, Vocal Builds From Lazy to Frustrated] American dog... Corn dog... Mansion... Apartment... Shoe cream... Cream puff... [Short Vocal Shout] WHO CARES?! [Final Chorus — Full Band Explosion, Rough Powerful Female Melody, Wild Guitar Fills] You call it this! We call it that! Same damn thing! What's wrong with that? Different words! Different names! Why's everybody making Such a big deal anyway? Yeah, okay! Whatever you say! I'm not changing every word today! [Outro — Guitar and Drums Return to Loose Groove] [Female Vocal Returns to Lazy, Almost Tired Melodic Delivery] I don't get it anymore... [Full Band — Abrupt Hard Stop]
