[Intro] “Feel the flow… become one with your weapon.” “Meow! That’s it… I got it!” [Verse 1] Watched a kung-fu show last night, Now I’m feelin’ super tight. Found two sausages by the sink, Tied ‘em up before I blink! (Whip! Whap! Sizzle sound) I swing left, I swing right, Yeah, I’m a ninja in the moonlight! “Don’t think, just feel!” — that’s my rule, Master Kitty, super cool! [Chorus] Achoo! Wha-cha! Boom-boom-pow! I’m a legend here and now! Sausage nunchucks, spin around, Hear that swish and sizzling sound! Hi-ya! Feel the groove, Move like meat on the move! Kung-Fu Kitty’s on the prowl — ‘Til the human comes and shouts, “No! Meow?!” [Bridge – “The Lesson”] (Record scratch) Owner grabs my neck, I freeze — Dreams destroyed, reality, please… She says, “You silly cat, not again!” But I whisper soft — “Sensei, within!” [Final Chorus] Got back up, no time to mope, One last swing, yeah, there’s hope! Sausage flying, cat so free — (Owner) “STOP!” (Kitty) “Can’t stop destiny!” Aiyah! Boom! Bap-bap-bam! Taste the flavor of my plan! Kung-Fu Kitty strikes again, ‘Til I lose my snacks… THE END!
