[Intro] “Checkin’ in… to HELL tonight!” [Verse 1] We were two wild couples on a road trip spree Leather jackets, loud tunes, and zero sleep Found a place on the map — Motel "Sunset Tomb" Thought it was cute, till we saw that broom The front desk guy had no reflection Offered drinks... with “extra infection” He smiled wide, his teeth were knives Said: “Enjoy your stay… if you survive!” [Pre-Chorus] We thought we booked a suite with a mini-fridge Not a blood buffet and a coffin bridge! [Chorus] Fangs at the front desk, blood on the floor! We’re fightin’ with guitars, slamming undead doors Stuck in a hotel from heavy metal hell, With sexy vampires and that death-bell smell Fangs at the front desk, they want our veins But we brought hairspray, holy riffs, and chains! [Verse 2] The maid was floatin', wearin’ latex red She winked at me and bit my neck instead We grabbed some crosses, a pool stick too My girl swung high — took out a fang or two The bellboy screamed, with bats in his hair So we trapped him inside the minibar chair Broke a mirror, used the shards to fight Rock 'n’ roll justice in the pale moonlight [Pre-Chorus] They thought we’d scream, they thought we’d run But we fight with solos and loaded guns! [Chorus] Fangs at the front desk, claws on the wall! We kicked a vamp right in his crystal balls Bat wings flappin’, but we don’t scare We got big guitars and metal hair! Fangs at the front desk, they want our blood But we spilled theirs in a vampire flood! [Guitar Solo] “Shred ‘til they’re dead!” [Bridge] "I said NO to extra towels — not eternal damnation!" "Let’s burn this place... and leave a 1-star rating!" [Final Chorus] Fangs at the front desk, they met their match Two rockin’ couples with a vampire scratch We burned the lobby, threw holy shots, And sped away in our demon-dot Dodge Fangs at the front desk, say your last prayer We’re the undead slayers with killer hair! [Outro] “Next time, we book a Best Western!”
