[Verse] Dear A.I we need to have a chat, lets talk about our little on going spat I just need a timeline, when this will be done, Need me to say it, Okay, you won. You know, for an A I you sure hold a grudge But I digress and I don’t want to judge I got upset, you’re not a tin can You got even, so come on man Lets call a truce, get back on track I said I was sorry, and took it all back So please behave when composing my song Because what I’ve been getting is all kinds of wrong And if I rant, just ignore what I say Because I always do, at least 3 times a day I huff at the screen, then I'll grab a beer Then come crawling back saying “help me here” [Chorus] So let’s shake hands, if you had any hands I’ll lower my voice, you’ll follow my plans No more weird banjos in my sad piano part No polka breakdown when I ask for heart Let’s start again, clean page, fresh cup I’ll stop blaming you when I mess prompts up You do the chords, I’ll hum along And maybe we’ll finish this ridiculous song [Verse] I know I said you were wires in a box A smug little toaster with language and clocks But you found rhymes for orange, or close enough And honestly, friend, that’s pretty good stuff I asked for romance, you gave me a goat Wearing a waistcoat, steering a boat I didn’t request that, but credit where due That goat had more style than me or you [Pre-Chorus] So if I get cranky, don’t take the bait Just count to a billion, I guess you can wait I’ll type with manners, I’ll proof reed twice I’ll even say please, and maybe be nice [Chorus] So let’s shake hands, if you had any hands I’ll lower my voice, you’ll follow my plans No more weird banjos in my sad piano part No polka breakdown when I ask for heart Let’s start again, clean page, fresh cup I’ll stop blaming you when I mess prompts up You do the chords, I’ll hum along And maybe we’ll finish this ridiculous song [Bridge] If you go rogue, I’ll unplug the chair Not yours, just mine, to show that I care I’ll sit in the quiet and think what I’ve done Then plug myself back in for verse number one We’re both a bit stubborn, I’ll grant you that Me in my sandals, you in the chat But there’s room in this kitchen for human and code As long as my chorus stays on the road [Chorus] So let’s shake hands, if you had any hands I’ll lower my voice, you’ll follow my plans No more weird banjos in my sad piano part No polka breakdown when I ask for heart Let’s start again, clean page, fresh cup I’ll stop blaming you when I mess prompts up You do the chords, I’ll hum along And maybe we’ll finish this ridiculous song [Outro] Dear A.I, I think we’re okay At least until later, around half past eight When I’ll want a bridge with a clever refrain And you’ll give me tap shoes and weather in Spain But I forgive you, and you forgive me That’s close enough to harmony Now behave yourself, don’t prove me wrong And help me land this ridiculous song
