(Verse 1) Hell Divers plunging from orbit like drunk meteors, Pod slams hard, I eat dirt with my squad of cheerleaders. Bugs everywhere, charging like angry exes on caffeine, I’m stimming mid-panic while the Titan’s burping green. (Chorus) Hell Divers! Diving headfirst into pure disaster, Friendly fire popping like fireworks after. One stratagem left and it’s aimed at my feet, Democracy’s calling—yeah, what a treat! (Verse 2) Bots laser-dancing, Illuminate mind-melting my brain, Samples glowing, I’m looting while my limbs fly like rain. Armor’s stylish till it melts in two pathetic hits, Teammate extracts early, leaves me screaming in the pits. (Bridge) "Reinforce me!"—drops right on my exploded remains, Eagle airstrike paints the ground with my campaign stains. Relatable hell, respawning with zero hope, Chasing that high of barely surviving the slope. (Verse 3) Super Earth propaganda blasting in my ears, While I’m dodging shriekers and dodging my own tears. Loadout’s perfect till the bug breach opens wide, Hundreds pouring out—nowhere left to hide. (Verse 4) Crazier each drop, funnier each ragdoll flight, Orbital precision? More like orbital spite. Extract beacon’s lit but the swarm says no way, We’re all dying glorious in this government play. (Chorus) Hell Divers! Balls-deep in the chaos parade, Detailed disasters in every grenade. Sarcastic cheers for the liberty flame, See you next suicide—same time, same game! (Outro) Hell Divers forever, two minutes of madness and more, Explosions astound, we keep coming back for the war.