[Slow spoken intro] "Interesting, wow, so cool, yeah, I’ll give it a listen. Thumbs up, that’s so nice." If you think this one’s about you... well, that’s not my fault. [Laugh] Hahaha! Dig it, dig it, this beat slaps. [Verse] Hey, Mr. Mister, is it really true? do you hire freelancers on Fiverr to do it for you? Mass-produced pig slop - yeah, that fits your style Peddling "authentic" songs, all a lie [Break] But hey, let's be fair (be fair) That line took some time (some time) Perfecting your rhyme (your rhyme) It really sounds so fine (so fine) Until you realize It’s the same stuff That everybody else makes [Verse] One more channel, one more face, one more name, eigth times over [Yell] EVERYBODY PEDDELING THE SAME GAME "It's new and improved, crafted by hand" [Laugh] heh. Hey, Mr. Mister, is it really true? Do you hire freelancers on Fiverr to do it for you? Mass-produced pig slop – yeah, that fits your style Oh, what’s that? Gonna make me regret it? Oh, you and your cronies gonna downvote me? [Sarcastic] boo-hoo,boo-hoo,boo-hoo dat aint nice [Verse 3] low effort, little skill, just barely any will [Male#2] [Squeeky] "oh oopsie poopsie, what more can I write?" [Verse 4] Hey, Mr. Mister, why not do what they do? Hire freelancers on Fiverr to do it for you Mass-produced pig slop – yeah, that fits their style They're the Kings of Cut-and-Paste, the Fraud Extraordinaire, so smile wide! [Break] But hey, let's be fair (be fair) That line took no time (no time) Perfecting their rhyme (their rhyme) It really sounds so bland (so bland) Until you realize It’s the same stuff That everybody else makes [Outro] So cheers to you, Mr. Mister, the digital bard Wearing the skin of a craftsman, pulling strings like it’s hard They’ll watch, they’ll clap, they’ll buy the lie You’ve got ‘em wrapped, no need to try So tip your hat, and take a bow - [Fade out] [End]