
Sirens, Kraken & Brass
Ahoy, sea roamers! Welcome back aboard the decks are loud, the sails are torn, and the voyage goes on. We’re still carving our way through oceans and seas, chasing storms, myths, and madness. This pirate shanty saga has grown to over 20 songs now, so grab the wheel, stomp the planks, and if the tide pulls you deeper, feel free to dive into the full playlist waiting on my account. The sea’s calling, let’s sail. ... Heave-ho, me hearties, the ocean’s deep roar! Brass in the rigging, we’re crashin’ ashore! (Respond) Squawk and holler — we’re pirates once more! (Verse 1) We hoist the jolly rumble, black flag to the sky, Sea shanties clash in the brine and the cry, Trombones scream like cannon smoke blazing, Woodwinds whistle like windsong crazing. Glitch in the charts, the compass goes mad, Beats break like breakers, we’re joyfully rad, The deck shakes with thunder in rhythmic attack — No foe nor ghost-song can make the crew slack! (Call) Sing it loud for the brine and the bone! (Respond) Raise every chorus the sea has ever known! (Call) Through salt and static, a pirate life’s tone! (Respond) We laugh with the sirens and howl to the unknown! (Chorus) Ohhh — when the sirens screech at the prow! Jazzed up screamin’, howlin’ now! Kraken tentacles tapin’ a slap-break beat, Swirlin’ in madness where chaos and sea meet! Heave-ho! — this ship won’t concede! Rowdy hearts on the edge of the screed! (Verse 2) Sirens wail in warped, ricochet tones, They shimmer like secrets in shipwrecked bones, We dance on planks that pulsed with each shout, “Sing louder!” the brass cries, “Let the madness break out!” Then the deep churns, kraken awakes, Snapping and tapping those monstrous brakes, A saxophone shriek cuts through the abyss, We trade scores with tentacles — slapstick, we kiss! (Bridge) Call: “What’s that rumble beneath the keel?” Resp: “A groove so nasty it makes us squeal!” Call: “Are we all doomed by those suckered foes?” Resp: “Nay! We groove ‘til the last horn blows!” (Final Chorus) Sing ho! to the sirens’ hypnotic spin, Laugh when the kraken claps skin on skin, Pirate life’s a glitch-tide’s raucous call — Brass, beats and brine, we’ll out-dare it all! Heave-ho! Onward we ride! Where the sea meets noise — we thrive, we bide! (Outro hum) Ooooohhh … dance with the deep … Clash with the strange … We are the sons of the wild, wild range …


