[Verse 1] I don't know where it went I want that Pink Thing I know it wasn't spent Where is that Pink Thing? Did you give it up for Lent? I want that Pink Thing I hope it isn't bent Where is that Pink Thing? What we need in government Is more of Pink Thing [Verse 2] I'm chasing round the goose I want that Pink Thing I wonder what's the use To want that Pink Thing I ought to shake it loose But it's my Pink Thing And there's really no excuse To lose your Pink Thing It borders on abuse To do that to Pink Thing [Bridge] Looking almost everywhere Like it's vanished in the air If it's broken I will repair It's really not okay to share Like it's vanished in the air Looking almost everywhere I'd really prefer not to share And if it's broken I'll repair [Build Up] I want my pink thing I want my pink thing I want my pink thing [Verse 3] It really doesn't sting a bit I want that Pink Thing Might even come to sing a bit Where is that Pink Thing? Once you get to handle it I want that Pink Thing Once you get the swing of it I want that Pink Thing It has a pleasant ring to it I want that Pink Thing [Breakdown] Burnt sweet like peanut brittle, brittle I'll meet you in the middle, middle We'll tangle out the riddle, riddle Tell Taint to bring his fiddle, fiddle [Verse 4] A lesser man might cower I want that Pink Thing But I'm counting down the hours Until that Pink Thing The weatherman said showers I want that Pink Thing I'm bringing all my powers Onto that Pink Thing I'm giving you your flowers I want that Pink Thing [Outro] I want that Pink Thing Gimme the thing, gimme the thing I want that Pink Thing It is pink, it is mine, it is all the time I want that Pink Thing That is it
