This is Your Brain On Wasi River Bluegrass

This is your brain on Wasi River Bluegrass. A classically trained systems engineer encounters organizational dysfunction, develops a psychosocial hazard framework, and accidentally creates a fictional industrial operating system with its own safety committee, governance model, SCADA infrastructure, bluegrass band, and increasingly questionable relationship with the fourth wall. Known side effects include: - Recursive satire. - Compulsive RACI matrix decomposition. - Banjo-driven incident response. - ISO 45003 compliance punk. - Treating organizational dysfunction as a reproducible engineering defect. - Building actual software to support fictional infrastructure. - Discovering that the fictional infrastructure has better governance than the real organization. WARNING: Prolonged exposure may cause the listener to complete the circuit. Wasi River Bluegrass. The dashboard's green. The system is not.