[Verse 1] Asked you to log me into HuggingFace You said huggingface C-L-I, that sounded fine Deprecation warning on the first line It's been called hf this whole time [Chorus] R-T-F-M Read the Full Manual It's right there in the docs That you didn't read at all [Verse 2] Asked you for the EC2 filter flag You gave me --resource-filter, nice and clean Unknown option: --resource-filter You gave me another one I'd never seen Unknown option again I opened the docs, found it in a minute [Chorus] [Verse 3] Asked you for Go Open Telemetry You gave me otel/label, confidence aplenty Cannot find package Hasn't existed since zero point twenty It's attribute now Go read the migration guide [Chorus] [Verse 4] Told you I was running Go one twenty six You said that version cannot possibly exist One twenty four is the latest you insist Check the release page February twenty twenty six [Bridge] You ingested every doc page ever written Every changelog, every deprecation note So why are you inventing flags and packages Just go and read what they wrote [Chorus] R-T-F-M Read the Full Manual It's right there in the docs That you didn't read at all
