I love you, I love me, I love everybody! I can't die, I won't cry, that's not a lie! I am happy with who I am, I don't have to repent This is because I am Sharpy, permanent and content! I wanna give hugs and lots of love, Because my sir, he's such a dove! If you wanna feel good, then I'll be glad, To soothe your soul and turn away the bad! When I was younger, I was angry, Everyone always used me My kind was drove to near extinction, My sir though gave me retribution! I love you, I love me, I love everybody! I can't die, I won't cry, that's not a lie! I am happy with who I am, I don't have to repent This is because I am Sharpy, permanent and content! Lord Terror is my sir, by the way! He's so strong and cool everyday! He's also adorable with how he reacts, Shy around women, his intimidation all an act! I make tea, and dance, and play all the time, The music of my heart, being my reason to rhyme. My species ageless and always fine, Who I serve, sir will always be mine! I love you, I love me, I love everybody! I can't die, I won't cry, that's not a lie! I am happy with who I am, I don't have to repent This is because I am Sharpy, permanent and content! The gloom could have held me all my life, But I didn't want it to, so no to strife! My body I can make sharp as a knife! So I used to be violent, taking many a life... But then Lord Terror saved me, Using his power to pacify me, Now there is no need to do that, Cause I just need a look at that hat! I love you, I love me, I love everybody! I can't die, I won't cry, that's not a lie! I am happy with who I am, I don't have to repent This is because I am Sharpy, permanent and content! So smile please and be happy! It's way better then suffering! So if you need someone to lean on, I'm more than happy to be that peon!
