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So You Wanna Be A Stoner?

[Intro - spoken, low & smooth] Yeah… Sandro in the cut… The Stoners… me, Sunan and Jimmy… So you think you wanna be a stoner, huh? Aight young blood… sit yo’ ass down… let me school you… [Verse 1 - instructional storytelling, relaxed flow] So you wanna be a stoner, all that shit Smoke all dat fuckin' weed, don’t even trip You be high as hell, share whatever you got Punk suckers wanna front, they get none of the pot Cause you a stoner, nothin’ more nothin’ less Put my boys to the test and they got my back, no stress Since I was young I been a outcast, hobo with no home But Sunan and Jimmy took me in, now they my fuckin’ throne You boys my life, I’d die for my Stoners, that’s the code Ride or die every day, never leave my homies on the road We get wasted every night, party till the sun come up Share the blunt, share the dream, drink from the jug [Chorus - bouncy call & response, cool stoner swagger] (Stoners) Smoke it up (Stoners) Yeah we cool (Stoners) Gettin’ high bruh (Stoners) You boys my fuckin' life (Stoners) Smoke it up (Stoners) High Life Vibes (Stoners) [Verse 2 - instructional storytelling, relaxed flow] Let me tell you somethin’ youngster, you got it all wrong Stoners don’t live that long if you do this shit alone I seen dogs to the boys lose they way in the fog Chasin’ power, actin’ hard, get lost in the sauce You want that High Life? Take yo’ ass to the crew We grow the green small scale, farmer Jim know what to do Spark the lighter, yeah you did it You’se a stoner and I got to admit it But you’se a young buck, you ain’t learned yet Smokin’ don’t make you a vet Get out the fast lane, stick with the homeboys Ready made stoner get gone boy Cause where I’m from it’s the same old shit We scheme empire ideas, roll another and maintain Every day we gettin’ wasted, that’s the Stoner thang Pray to Snoop, build the dream, that’s how we reign [Chorus - bouncy call & response, cool stoner swagger] (Stoners) Smoke it up (Stoners) Yeah we cool (Stoners) Gettin’ high bruh (Stoners) You boys my fuckin' life (Stoners) Smoke it up (Stoners) High Life Vibes (Stoners) [Verse 3 - instructional storytelling, raw flow] Let me tell you somethin’ youngster, you still got it twisted Sandro, Sunan and Jimmy — that’s the real picture They call me Drow Scum, been hearin’ that shit for years Call Sunan every dirty name, call Jimmy a fuckin’ queer But we three outcasts turned all that hate into fam You boys my fuckin’ life, that’s the Stoner code, damn Lost my blood family young, but y’all wiped every tear We grow the weed, scheme the business, throw them wild ass parties Never leave a homie behind, that’s the Stoner philosophy All the powertripper types can stay mad as hell We just roll another blunt and watch they whole vibe fail Bitch I’d die for my Stoners, that’s the final word High Life empire comin’, that’s the vision we deserve [Final Chorus - bigger, ad-libs, energetic] (Stoners) Smoke it up (Stoners) Yeah we cool (Stoners) Gettin’ high bruh (Stoners) You boys my fuckin' life (Stoners) Smoke it up (Stoners) High Life Vibes (Stoners) [Outro - fading, spoken over slow beat] Yeah… That’s what it take, young blood… High Life Vibes forever… You boys my fuckin’ life… The Stoners… Give a fuck 'bout ya boys.