Great cereal mascot? I think not

Now it's clear I'm so Lame When it comes to Cereal Mascots Generic, so plain My cereal is not even fit for ants! When will I have a chance? I have no defining features No commercial, I'm cheap like rags Sold in gigantic family size bags Will I ever be a cereal mascot worthy? Cheerios honey bee Tony the Tiger or Captain Crunch They are all loved so much! When will I have my moment? [Outro] I will become alot! I will have my shot! I will be the Best Cereal Mascot(mascot) My fame will be waiting for meeeeeee