[Intro] (Fast, driving Banjo strumming - energetic but precise) (Washboard scraping creates a train-like rhythm) [Verse 1] (Deep, raspy voice - calm confidence) They see a wreck, we see a plan. Smartest freaks across the land. We don't need guns to win the fight, We just unscrew the bolts at night. [Verse 2] We come in peace, we wave hello! (While pulling the plug from down below). You think it’s chaos, you think it’s luck, But we don't give a single... buck. [Chorus] (Rowdy but rhythmic crew shout) Hail the flags of MXSG! The water’s rising up to YOUR arse, you see! The brothers of loot command the tide, On a glorious, dark, and one-way ride! [Verse 3] Ugly ship with a beautiful mind, Leaving the "normal" world behind. We calculate the perfect crash, Turning your panic into cash. [Verse 4] So drink your tea and feel secure, Our method is the only cure. The map is wrong? The map is fake! We steal the whole damn birthday cake! [Chorus] Hail the flags of MXSG! The water’s rising up to YOUR arse, you see! The brothers of loot command the tide, On a glorious, dark, and one-way ride! [Bridge] (Music stops for a split second, then explodes) Let the systems break! Let the server shake! Hail the great Lord OmOzzO! Laughing and learning is the way to go! [Solo] (Virtuoso Banjo & Washboard Shredding - Fast and Swinging) [Chorus] Hail the flags of MXSG! The water’s rising up to YOUR arse, you see! The brothers of loot command the tide, On a glorious, dark, and one-way ride! [Outro] (Spoken, dry, raspy, smiling) We didn't sink you. We just pulled the plug. Gravity did the rest. OmOzzO out. (Sound of a single cork popping)
