Tales of the Wild Coast Session 08 (Green Wedding)

[240bpm] [cello][oud][durbaka][violin] [Thrash Metal] [Double Kick Barrage] [Seductive Female Vocals] — Hexxed River We’re traveling by boat Gigantic snakes Our anaconda don’t Fire beetles Please don’t burn our float Slipping past Stealth is the goat [whispered]-greatest of all time- — Muddy Bend We headed to the fort Somethings off We encountered Morte Ambushed trapped Time for some sport Glorynne Crit Mission ABORTed [whispered]-Morte fled...and died anyway — Evangeline Time to get to work Goblin Aggression Blood Grins being jerks Diplomacy time Negotiations in the works Avoid a war But Moon wants to go berserk [whispered]-murderhobo genocide — Bloody Grin Thirty Goblins surrounded us Intimidation Our attempts were a bust Met the Chief Now a marriage to discuss Senischal Agiel Volunteered with little fuss [whispered]-I’m really gunna need a pay raise for all this shit [Thrash metal interlude][240bpm] — [angry yell] Was a nice day for a, GREEN WEDDING. Was a nice day to, Visit the Fey. — Goblin soup Foul green goop Smell in a bad way Magic from the Fey Agiel woke up in a fancy ball Fey all around the Queen sitting tall She was told mingle Last night of being single Suddenly…overwhelming happy In front of her, stood dear Mephy — One night in reality Was a month in the fey Never separated from Mephy Every minute every day…and night — Was a nice day for a, GREEN WEDDING. Was a nice day to, Visit the Fey. — Agile married to Crooked-Finger and Flametongue Goblins in line For Bloody Grin succession Consumation Not needed Dowery Depleted Wedding Gifts Appreciated Hostilities Negated…for now [Yelling]-I’M GUNNA NEED A PAY RAISE FOR ALL THIS SHIT — Was a nice day for a, GREEN WEDDING. Was a nice day to, Visit the Fey. — Was a nice day for a, GREEN WEDDING. Was a nice day to, GETAWAY..