I've Got To Start A New Regime Tomorrow

[Verse] I’ve got to start a new regime tomorrow No time for fun no time to wallow Clean my teeth five times a day Massage my back till the knots obey [Chorus] Oh I’ve got to eat what’s good for me Not biscuits or cake or chips or Brie Drink drink drink till I’m a water queen Oh the woes of my health regime [Verse 2] Meditation’s on the list they said But I’ll be snoring halfway instead Tea tree cream for every ache I’m a walking pharmacy for heaven’s sake [Chorus] Oh I’ve got to eat what’s good for me Not biscuits or cake or chips or Brie Drink drink drink till I’m a water queen Oh the woes of my health regime [Bridge] I’ll stretch and twist till my joints all creak I’ll be so zen I won’t dare speak By the time I’m done it’s the end of the day And I’ve got to start over come what may [Chorus] Oh I’ve got to eat what’s good for me Not biscuits or cake or chips or Brie Drink drink drink till I’m a water queen Oh the woes of my health regime