Did you know that this goddamn song is the reason the movie exist? Do you have any idea how many times I heard comments like? Why is this so short? Make the song longer! And because of that, I had to sing about this son of a bitch for more times. Normally, I like to bring my guests up on stage… I think we’ll pass for this one [Intro] Diez Firzt, yeah Bro… I swear he looked normal when I picked him up… Now he’s hummin’ in the back seat. ⸻ [Chorus] Hitchhiker from hell, sittin’ right there, Smilin’ like he’s breathin’ someone else’s air. Said “you goin’ my way?” — that was my slip, Now I’m tryna drive fast in a broke-ass whip. ⸻ [Post Chorus] Eyes in the mirror, don’t blink no more, Boots on the dash like he owns my floor. Every red light, I’m prayin’ we run, ‘Cause the ride’s just startin’ and I’m already done. ⸻ [Verse 1] Pulled to the side ‘cause the rain came hard, Guy in a coat standin’ out in the yard. Gave a little wave, said “hop right in,” Now my gut’s like “bro, you ain’t gonna win.” He ain’t said much, just hummin’ low, Hands in his lap but he taps real slow. Asks where I’m from — I lie real quick, He laughs like “man, that’s a neat lil’ trick.” ⸻ [Chorus] Hitchhiker from hell, sittin’ right there, Smilin’ like he’s breathin’ someone else’s air. Said “you goin’ my way?” — that was my slip, Now I’m tryna drive fast in a broke-ass whip. ⸻ [Post Chorus] Eyes in the mirror, don’t blink no more, Boots on the dash like he owns my floor. Every red light, I’m prayin’ we run, ‘Cause the ride’s just startin’ and I’m already done. ⸻ [Verse 2] He pulls out maps, pointin’ way off track, Says “turn left here” and I can’t turn back. Radio fuzz — stations all gone, But I hear him singin’ that creepy song. Stops to “stretch” on an empty road, Fog creeps in and my tank’s on low. He leans in close, grins ear to ear, Says “thanks for the ride… let’s stay right here.” ⸻ [Final Chorus] Hitchhiker from hell, sittin’ right there, Smilin’ like he’s breathin’ someone else’s air. Said “you goin’ my way?” — that was my slip, Now I’m tryna drive fast in a broke-ass whip.