[hyper-modern production with clear vocals, no autotune, Dolby Atmos mix, high-fidelity, high-definition audio and wide stereo] [Instrumental Intro] [Verse 1] They came in with a smoking gun They said, “This time we’ve got the one!” They waved the papers, made a scene Then somehow broke the whole machine They called the lawyers, called the press They promised everyone success But somewhere between “We’ve got him!” And “Wait a minute…” — the case is rotten [Pre-Chorus] They had a plan They had a case They had that confident look on their face Then somebody pulled the wrong string And suddenly it’s a different thing [Chorus] They goofed again, they goofed again Here we go around the bend Big bad words and a big bad show Then — oops! — where did the evidence go? They goofed again, they goofed again Somebody tell them how this ends They swing for the fences, then strike out again They goofed again — they goofed again! [Break] [Verse 2] They called somebody a dirtbag loud They looked so tough in front of the crowd But when the facts came marching in That little victory turned into a spin They said, “We’ll make that prosecutor pay!” Then watched the whole thing slip away A master plan, a brilliant scheme That crumbled right into a meme [Pre-Chorus] They had a plan They had a case They had that confident look on their face Then somebody pulled the wrong string And suddenly it’s a different thing [Chorus] They goofed again, they goofed again Here we go around the bend Big bad words and a big bad show Then — oops! — where did the evidence go? They goofed again, they goofed again Somebody tell them how this ends They swing for the fences, then strike out again They goofed again — they goofed again! [Bridge] Oopsie, daisy, what went wrong? They've been pounding that drum too long One more hearing, one more try One more headline, one more “Why?” [Interlude] [Final Chorus - 3 semitones higher] They goofed again, they goofed again Here we go around the bend Big bad words and a big bad show Then — oops! — where did the evidence go? They goofed again, they goofed again Somebody tell them how this ends They swing for the fences, then strike out again They goofed again — they goofed again! [Outro] They goofed again! Yeah, they goofed again! Raise the curtain, cue the band — They goofed it across the land!
